I had been chatting with this Pm for over a few months now. I call her Damn Hot & Sexy.
Didn't think she'll want to hang with me or be interested, so I bochup.
Her social networking page has a lot of hot pictures. All classy and rocking hot. Many many comments by guys both compliments and lecherous ones.
I more sian now. Too many guys chasing her. I don't wanna waste my time.
A week or so later, I ping her for fun... I was bored stiff late at night. She replied. Ask her what she was doing. Answer - playing online word games. I was like huh WTF? Ok. She tells me to play (ya ya its challenge) with her. Wah lan eh! She wiped my ass with a floor polisher siah! Her vocabulary was simple exemplary (I'm just showing off now - bcos kena whipped & tail between my legs).
Never chat with her again for a long time. Then she buzzed me, Hey where are you now? (Oh bcos I do go overseas regularly for a long long time).
I told her to bugger off... not while I was trimming my nose hairs. She laughed and say "You gila" and I said, "if no one trim, then Tarzan will swing from it!" She hehehed. I told her, I talk later, now must manscape. She went, huh?
I told her go and google... she did and replied with hehehe. I said, you like? She replied, of course!!! (Flirt 1 score)
She posted more hot pictures... Damn her.. Damn Hot & Sexy!!! I still bochap her.
Every Sunday - Orchard Road, Bukit Timah, Sentosa (in Bikini), in Katong, at East Coast, in Tanglin! the pictures just rolls in... More and more comments... some crude and rude. All guys were drooling. From Bangalas to Ah Nehs, from Ang Mohs to Ah Chongs, from Ah Mat to Gragos!
KKNBCCB!
Then I was in KL ... bloody boring. 2 weeks there. Then Damn Hot & Sexy buzzed me, Asked me for more online gaming challenge. I said no way. I say you cheating. She say No No No. I no cheat. I sadi ok ok.
I changed subject... Hey why you have so much pictures ah? She say, why? is is bad?
I said, Alamak. All pictures are good but some are blurry. She asked Huh? what blurry. I said, Too hot la... my sweat go in my eyes. Now all blurry la. She replied, I gila la.. hehehehe. (Flirt 2 score)
A month later, she tells me she cannot be online for a few weeks bcos of the abused online. Too many batangs trying to get her! She crying. I said, just fuck it! and go offline. All ok for sure. She said thanks.
Damn Hot & Sexy is gone! Nvr mind there are others about. (damn damn damn).
2 weeks later, I kena accident before Christmas. At home, cb bed ridden! Ping her for fun.. at night she replied. I said wow I just try my luck. She said, only check once in a while but never reply to many except to friends.
I said, Waahhhh I'm a friend. She said yes. I asked what type of friend? She said I'm a guy and friend. Guy friend. I replied, No la I'm your Boyfriend. She gigglled and said you ah, soooo naughty and cheeky (wink wink) .. Flirt 3 score.
Now to milk it... I said I kena bed ridden bcos of accident. She goes Awwwww poor you. You need me to take care of you. I said Yes. Come Now! She said cannot leave house lehhhh. I replied ok ok .. (sobbing away) Nobody wants to take care of meeeeeee. AAhhhhggghhh (more beydek crying). She said, you ah more gila. ok ok I come this Sunday and sayang you and buy nasi lemak for me. (Flirt 4 score!)
Damn Hot & Sexy is ready!
to be continued...
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Last Friday was my in camp training.
Nothing better to do, I was combing for Maids as usual on Wechat.
Chanced upon a Pinoy Maid.
Her name is Jes. She is 33 this year. Divorced with a kid and based near Pasir Ris Uob Branch.
The entire pick up/negotiating process took only 1 hr. I text her to add me. That I am looking for companionship. Basically straight to the point. Next moment I was near her void deck.
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