Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread] - Page 785

angweeface · #**11761** 19-04-2020, 10:39 AM

Very nice jokes to read during this boring CB times.

lose08 · #**11762** 19-04-2020, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Or 酒鬼 hahaha

karpi · #**11763** 19-04-2020, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Very good share bro Hurricane88

Hurricane88 · #**11764** 22-04-2020, 09:48 AM

*HOW TO HAVE SEX WHILE ON LOCKDOWN WITH THE KIDS IN THE HOUSE?*

The only way to pull off a lockdown afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:

'There's a car being towed from the car park,' he shouted.

'An ambulance just drove by!'

'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.

'Matt's out on his bike and his mum is telling him off'

'Looks as if the Sanders are going into full isolation!'

'Jason has had his skate board taken off him

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar as well!!!🤣

wontonmi · #**11765** 23-04-2020, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Hurricane88

After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having sex!!'

Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!

Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're having sex?'

'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar as well!!!🤣

Hahahaa nice share bro

Hurricane88 · #**11766** 26-04-2020, 09:07 AM

When I was about 9 years old, my father forced me to go with him to the funeral of a friend of his that I didn't know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the time to go. Then a man approached me and said: Enjoy life boy, be happy because time flyes, look at me now, I didn't enjoy it, he passed his hand over my head and left.

My father, before leaving, forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled that the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same man in the Coffin.

For several years later, I was not able to sleep properly with repeated nightmare and psychological disorder, I was terrified of being alone, I visited many psychologist, I didn't turn off the light at night and several other turmoil that I had to endure throughout my adolescent ages.

Years later I discovered something incredible that changed my life.

*That dead idiot had a twin brother*