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#107
11-05-2009, 06:27 PM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
Coffee shop closed in lieu of Vesak Day.
In normal break-in circumstances, I would reach for my towel, wrap around my manhood, unhook the metallic towel rod and run over to pounce and beat the crap out of any intruder/s. This wasn't a normal circumstance. 1) the translucent shower curtain gave me a clear view of the unexpected pair and vice versa 2) my towel was a distant away and the door was opened way too fast for my reaction. Me: EXCUSE ME!... (I startled them hoping to do a quid pro quo on them) Ash: oh... I just dropped by to return the keys Me: You couldn't call first? (feeling like a free show.) Ash: oops sorry ... you know Jamie right? (do I know her? You brought somebody to my house unannounced and asked if I know her.....??) Jamie: Sorry to intrude... (one hand pulling Ash to make an exit first) Me: Can I have 2 minutes to get into something first?? Door closed... I think the broke the record for spewing the most expletives within 2 freaking minutes Door opened... Me: sorry... I didn't expect you (gimme my fucking keys) Jamie: It's ok. sorry for intruding. Ash: are you going to invite us in? (is that even a question??) Me: oh.. sorry... (I opened the door wider....) I asked if they wanted to drink anything. Ash assumed that my house was a wine cellar. Jamie, of all drinks, had to asked for what I would coin as piss water... i.e. newater. I say, even mineral water are pretentious and personally I can't tell the freaking difference Pink dolphin or Ice Mountain. Perrier is just false sophistication of bubbled-up piss for gays or caucasians (my British, Aussie, American and French Gay Friends... I will buy you a carton each... PEACE!) Now Jamie was someone I knew through Ash and certainly someone I would refrain from playing netball, volleyball, football or any kind of physical sport for that matter. She has decent facial features with deep set eyes and nice warm smile, and her hair was always bundled up backwards which I swear she was a candidate for receding hairline. In short, sexual fantasy .... not. Ash conned or convinced Jaime to take wine which she obliged. As I poured out my $17 vintage on the Ikea glasses.... my bed converted into sofa. Me: I thought you were going out some drinks...? (BIG HINT) Ash: yup we dropped by to return you the keys. (Jamie smiled) I strongly believed that the smile meant more than politeness. Me: You want me to drop you two off somewhere? (I guess Hint wasn't big enough) Ash: it's ok... (what the hell does it's ok mean?) Jaime: what about you? you are going to be here alone all night? (how is that gonna happen when you are still comfy cosy on MY sofa?) Me: yeah, was going to stay up to watch Man U and Spur... (big mistake!) Jamie went on and on about ManUre (peace to all old trafford faithfuls, I like Ferguson) and how Ronaldo and Rooney rocked and how Berbatov needed time. I figured I just pressed the wrong button of communication. I mean conversation could have been easier to the her bottom lips if her surname was Yeo even if she had a jersey on. Ash was obviously bored, rummaging my magazines by the bed... Me: What are you looking for? Porn? (partially digressing and fully hoping Ms. Joe Morrison got my drift) Ash: you have? (stupid question) Jaime: really? (they sounded as if my prefix was Father) Ash: you have DVDs too? (What are you people, customs officer or censorship board?) Me: Yes and No! Yes I have... no I am not showing you... Ash: show us... come on... (we barely did $8.50 worth of wine) I was irritated 1) Infringement of my privacy, 2) infringement on my private time, 3) infringement on my private collection. Me: hey no.. I am tired.. you two should get g..... (before I could finish, Ash cupped Jamie's covered bosom from behind.) Ash: do you have any that has this? (Jamie blushed) Ash sat up and rounded Jamie's neck slowly. I was in for a long night............. Last edited by Good Life; 11-05-2009 at 06:38 PM. 
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#108
11-05-2009, 08:34 PM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
its getting exciting,isn't it??
 thks for the updates,bro 
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#114
12-05-2009, 11:37 AM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
One of the better stories I have seen for a while.. genuine effort.. if i had the capacity, i would have upped you.. cheers
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#115
12-05-2009, 12:02 PM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
good story bro.... MFF coming up man...
pls cont.... cheerrrssss
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#117
12-05-2009, 12:52 PM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
My my , ménage à trois in the works
Pitching me tent here. Munchies anyone ? * Click here for the translation of ménage à trois 
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#119
12-05-2009, 03:47 PM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
Oh man....the juicy part is going to begin...
TS, please update as soon as you can....I think all the brudders here are dying from waiting to read your story (including me)
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#120
12-05-2009, 04:47 PM
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Re: Screwing My Friend's Girl
To all bro,
On behalf of Bro GOOD LIFE... He has some problem on logging in to SBF account... He wants me to relay the message to you guys is once the problem solve for his account he will continue to post on his story. He will return soon... cheerrrssss
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Hey Folks... i back to the scene agn.... sorry been missing for some time...
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