Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

nice bumps....

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by dyelook

nice bumps....

Now you target pigu

[Hurricane88]

More jokes today...

[shiatburger]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

Now I know the real meaning of this LOL

[Apollo]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

More jokes...

seems in SG ...

[Apollo]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Now you target pigu

now you just know that ... he is pigu man since born ...

[malaysiapig]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

More jokes today...

MOM advice Singaporean may need to consider for other industry ...🤣🤣🤣

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Now you target pigu

Originally Posted by Apollo

seems in SG ...

let no holes be unexplored...

[VRossi1980]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

love this one.

[Hurricane88]

Mrs Rosy D'Souza was going to the market in Goa where she happened to meet Father Patrick.

Father: "Hey, you are Rosy that I got you married in Solapur, when I was posted there".

"Yes Father" Says Rosy.

"How is your husband and the little ones ?"

"Husband is fine but so far, no children".

Father Patrick: "Don't worry, child. I'm going to Rome next week. I will light a candle for you there."

"Thank you, Father Patrick."

After some years, Father Patrick happens to meet Rosy again.

"So Rosy, how's everything and what about the little ones?"

"Yes Father. I have had three sets of twins and two singles. Total 8 kids".

"Where is your husband ?"

"Oh, he's gone to Rome to blow off that candle".

😂🤣😂

[SBMEDSUP]

Good joke bro.

[Hurricane88]

*An Indian left his job and joined salesman's job in a big department stores in Canada.*

Boss :- Do you have any experience?

Indian : Yes a little too much...

On the first day, that Indian worked with full mind.

At 6 pm the Boss :- How many sales did you sell on the first day today?

Indian : Sir I sold 1

Boss : Only 1 sale ??? Usually every salesman working here does 20 to 30 sales daily. Well, tell me how much money did you sell ???

Indian : $93,300 dollars.

Boss : *What ??*
But how did you do it?

Indian : 1 person came and I sold him a small fishing hook.

Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rods and some fishing gear.

Then I asked him where do you go to catch fish and he said in the coastal area....

Then I said it would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat.

When he said this boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat.
And when I asked him where would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent.

And then he said when he took all that he would take $ 200 groceries and 2 cases of beer.

Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked in a very rude way :- *You sold all this to the man who came to buy only 1 fish hook*???

Indian : "NO, SIR..." *He only came to take 1 tablet for the headache.... I explained to him that fishing is the best way to get rid of headaches.*

Boss : Where did you work before ??? *In India*???

Indian : Yes, I was a doctor in a private hospital : *On a minor complaint of panic, we get the patients tested for pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT scan, X-ray, MRI etc*.

Boss : You sit on my chair. I am going to join a private hospital for training in India.
🤥

Now you understand why many of them are the CEO in the west.

[etsys]

CONDOMS.

A young girl started work in the small English village chemist shop.
She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.
The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own, she had to confide in him her worries about selling condoms.
"Look," he said. "My regular customers don't ask for condoms; they either ask for a 310 (small); a 320 (medium); or a 330 (large). The word condom is never mentioned".
The first day was fine, but on the second day, a large guy came into the shop, put out his hand, and said "350" please.
The girl panicked. She phoned the Chemist on his mobile and told him of her predicament.
"Go back in and check if he has a bucket hanging between his legs," her boss told her.
She peeped through the door and saw the bucket hanging between the guy's legs.
"Yes!" she shouted down the phone. "He's got one hanging there!"
The boss replied, "Well, go back in there and give him £3.50 ...he's the window cleaner".......

[dyelook]

laughter bumps....

[Hurricane88]

Pic jokes weekend...