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Old 22-08-2020, 11:29 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
老師：“老師現在要點名。有沒有應到的未到？
小明：“沒有聞到”
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
一天小明去看醫生。醫生是個美麗性感的熟女。
醫生說這沒什麼大礙，開一些藥，很快就會好。
小明拿了藥方看了看就問：
“醫生, 這個是什麼藥？ 什麼是 vitamin 13?"
醫生： “喔,這是一個很普通的藥。是 vitamin B 啦”
小明：“明白了！ 哇，只是沒想到醫生你的 B 這麼開！”
結果醫生報警。
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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一天小明去看醫生。醫生是個美麗性感的熟女。
醫生說這沒什麼大礙，開一些藥，很快就會好。
小明拿了藥方看了看就問：
“醫生, 這個是什麼藥？ 什麼是 vitamin 13?"
醫生： “喔,這是一個很普通的藥。是 vitamin B 啦”
小明：“明白了！ 哇，只是沒想到醫生你的 B 這麼開！”
結果醫生報警。
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
More more jokes pls
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Very good joke thread, thanks bros
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
sorry I am not getting it.... can someone help explain the punchline?

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一天小明去看醫生。醫生是個美麗性感的熟女。
醫生說這沒什麼大礙，開一些藥，很快就會好。
小明拿了藥方看了看就問：
“醫生, 這個是什麼藥？ 什麼是 vitamin 13?"
醫生： “喔,這是一個很普通的藥。是 vitamin B 啦”
小明：“明白了！ 哇，只是沒想到醫生你的 B 這麼開！”
結果醫生報警。
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sorry I am not getting it.... can someone help explain the punchline?
ditto here...................
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sorry I am not getting it.... can someone help explain the punchline?

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
I translated and hanyu pingyi.



Think is saying her B open like this.
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Think is saying her B open like this.
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ahhh.... me gets it now.....!

thanks bro!

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]
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