Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[malaysiapig]

Best quote on Rishi Sunak becoming PM of U.K.....

[ah rat]

Who's running the World ?

Biden, Putin and Xi were arguing on Who’s in charge of the world?
US , Russia or China?
Without any conclusion , they turned to "Narendra Modi", the Indian Prime Minister and asked him who’s in charge of the world ?
Modi replied : All I know is:
1. Google CEO is an Indian .
2. Microsoft CEO is an Indian .
3. Adobe CEO is an Indian .
4. Net App CEO is an Indian .
5. MasterCard CEO is an Indian .
6. DBS CEO is an Indian .
7 Novartis CEO is an Indian
8. Diageo CEO is an Indian .
9. SanDisk CEO is an Indian .
10. Harman CEO is an Indian .
11. Micron CEO is an Indian
12. Palo Alto Networks CEO is an Indian .
13. Reckitt Benckiser CEO is an Indian .
14. IBM CEO is an Indian .
15. Britain’s Chancellor is an Indian .
16. Britain’s Home Secretary is an Indian .
17. Ireland’s Prime minister is an Indian .
18. Britain's Prime minister is an Indian
And the American Vice President is Indian .
So who's running the World ?

Very interesting !
After listened to Modi, Xi replied: "We Chinese top talents only serve their own motherland; only people who can't get a job in their own country, work for the whites."

[hailang]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Who's running the World ?

Biden, Putin and Xi were arguing on Who’s in charge of the world?
US , Russia or China?
Without any conclusion , they turned to "Narendra Modi", the Indian Prime Minister and asked him who’s in charge of the world ?
Modi replied : All I know is:
1. Google CEO is an Indian .
2. Microsoft CEO is an Indian .
3. Adobe CEO is an Indian .
4. Net App CEO is an Indian .
5. MasterCard CEO is an Indian .
6. DBS CEO is an Indian .
7 Novartis CEO is an Indian
8. Diageo CEO is an Indian .
9. SanDisk CEO is an Indian .
10. Harman CEO is an Indian .
11. Micron CEO is an Indian
12. Palo Alto Networks CEO is an Indian .
13. Reckitt Benckiser CEO is an Indian .
14. IBM CEO is an Indian .
15. Britain’s Chancellor is an Indian .
16. Britain’s Home Secretary is an Indian .
17. Ireland’s Prime minister is an Indian .
18. Britain's Prime minister is an Indian
And the American Vice President is Indian .
So who's running the World ?

Very interesting !
After listened to Modi, Xi replied: "We Chinese top talents only serve their own motherland; only people who can't get a job in their own country, work for the whites."

Singapore's President WAS an Indian LMAO

[malaysiapig]

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Originally Posted by hailang

Singapore's President WAS an Indian LMAO

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[captain96sg]

Originally Posted by hailang

Singapore's President WAS an Indian LMAO

No bro, she is still an Indian. But some bastard asshole declared her a Malay for his own party gain.

[JasonJG]

Originally Posted by captain96sg

No bro, she is still an Indian. But some bastard asshole declared her a Malay for his own party gain.

Proper grammar:

"... had been ... until..."

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Originally Posted by JasonJG

Proper grammar:

"... had been ... until..."

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[ah rat]

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[Bob82]

[SchoolOfLife]

Originally Posted by Bob82

LOL at this

[KawasakiBikes]

Originally Posted by SchoolOfLife

LOL at this

Like that joke as well

[tyfoon09]

Very nice jokes, really like it alot

[dyelook]

laughter bumps...