What are you looking for in HC/Massage Parlour?

[penguinrider]

I started playing around the HC scene since mid of year 2011. on average around once a month. I started off looking for action in geylang brothels Cat50 but somehow i find the experience

kind of unsatisfying. I agree that the girls are younger and more beautiful. But most of the time they just want you to shoot and fuck off asap. Chances are, the bigger the headlight the less effort they put in. The lack of real service makes the $50 not well spent at all.

After which, i tried HC service which is a big improvement. Firstly the "cover fee" gives me pleasure by having someone of the opposite sex to massage me. Massage is a strange art of pleasure giving. It can come with or without sexual arousal and both are equally awesome. Most good masseurs are able to incorporate both into their massage technique, turning the first 40mins into foreplay.

What come next is the almost mandatory golden question. Most masseurs offers @ least HJ service to release you. I have to admit, HJ differs greatly person to person. My first HJ in HC is done by a 40s aunty with huge headlight. I have to say, although i get to autoroam, it's not $ wellspent. Her strokes are mechanical. Updown updown updown... geee.... It's as good as DIY-ing to Japanese Milf Porn like that. Spending a total of $98 for such service is even worse than going geylang.

Just as i was about to give up on HC too, my little head told me to give HC a 2nd chance. So i visited the same HC again, but this time, i got 30+ A cup girl with mediocre looks. Despite

being not so sexually appetising, she is very hardworking in her massage and knows what button to push. She's not the best but good enough and shows enough effort. Furthermore, the special behinds before you to turn over.

Firstly she will build up your arousal level by stimulating your arse area with her 10 amazing fingers. The next thing she will do is to tickle the erogenous zone by sliding her fingers and forearm between your thighs and balls. The sensation is indescribable. This will last around 5-10min before asking you to turn over to begin part 2.

She does her HJ very slowly and really treats it like a family jewel. she has like 101 techiniques up her sleeves and there's never a dull moment. Frankly speaking, looks and body doesn't even matters liao. Just close yours eyes enjoy. You just hope she doesn't stop. And you don't blow your load too quickly.

From then since, i have been a fan of HC and become her regular. I have tried others HC and masseurs. There are the lusty one, want-you-fast-fast-shoot-one, the blur blur one... everyone is different. But there are some qualities which really outshine the others.

Good Behaviors
1) Do Special Slowly, the process is much more important than the outcome. Please make our $$ worthwhile and we will visit you again
2) Smile please. You are in service industry. Smile.
3) Massage Properly. Yes we are here for special. But that doesn't mean we don't want good massage. It makes a HUGE difference.
4) Let us touch. let us see your tits please.
5) Communicate. Ask what you like, wants it slow/fast etc...

Bad Behaviors
1) Chop carrot.
2) Up down motion only... and does it 7,200 RPM!
3) 开封有个包青天~
4) Talk long long on HP and leave you naked on the bed like an idiot. Ask him/her to call back later! in fact, turn off ur phone.
5) Treat me like a piano keyboard

Bonus Behavior - Not necessary but it's a plus!
1) Sweet talk - tells you what she likes about you! like your hair is cute, your body is geng, you got 2 eyes etc.
2) Auto Strip/ ask you to touch her.
3) use plenty of oil
4) perform HDLY or special technique. something like 降龍十八掌(笑)
5) Wear beautiful clothes and nice undies.
6) Wear loose clothes. The sensation of random fabric brushing on your skin is surprisingly erotic.

So guys, what about you? What turns you on? what not? what makes you go back to the same masseurs? What do you think the current masseurs should do to improve their service!? Please share your opinions here!

if you r looking for contacts, i will only give it out at my discretion to protect the place. If i didn't reply, means I bo chap you. Bros with power, feel free to up my points if you feels like it =)

[ahpui99]

I chiong hc for many years liao. Agreed that gl not good. Sometimes i have problems standing.

Miss pb

[bleak]

Have only gone to HC so far. And the method that you said sounds like the one I often frequent. The massage is quite good, and she often asks me if the strength she gave is enough or not. And whenever she talks is very gentle and will often make me feel at ease one. Wonder if its the same person, since the special sounds the same. One thing though, I have never auto roamed her since the special seems enough.

Good post BTW, and speaks for most of us I guess.

[tz123]

Bro, can share with me, I been looking for a gd one for long long times.

[penguinrider]

Originally Posted by bleak

Have only gone to HC so far. And the method that you said sounds like the one I often frequent. The massage is quite good, and she often asks me if the strength she gave is enough or not. And whenever she talks is very gentle and will often make me feel at ease one. Wonder if its the same person, since the special sounds the same. One thing though, I have never auto roamed her since the special seems enough.

Good post BTW, and speaks for most of us I guess.

hey i think same same. her service is very good. she remembers what I like after I went down twice. A true gem actually. Yeah, sometimes i rather not to auto roam her because she does such a wonderful job. Closing my eyes enhances my remaining 4 senses. Nirvana feels better this way =P

ahpui99: standing is not problem. But the attitude really sickens me. *touch here = pain* *touch there = tickish*. Keep asking you to come faster. KNN

[dazzlego]

Hi Bro we are the same batch!!
I also started to go HC around that time
early 30 masseuse for my first HJ, but she wore uniform and i didn't touch anything at all lol

What I look for:
- The feeling of our skin touch each other.
- fabric touch, like what TS mentioned too
- i touch her she touch me.
I think I am just looking for all the touching sensations :P
- front body massage, to arouse me before proceed to the real work

That's why I prefer thai massage than chinese one. But its quite hard to find thai HC here. any bro who have a recommendation can pm me :P

Another lists of bonus:
- Pretty lah. who do not want a pretty masseuse? Nvr find a super chio gal before T.T (maybe my standard is too high lol)
- tell u that she likes your butt LOL
- tell u to do different things everytime u come there

worst of all time record:
go to newly opened spa at late night, assigned to 'emergency' masseuse
only play piano on yr body, not even massage your head, legs, or hands and then ask GQ already, only know how to up down some more
with a big body + small boob some more
anyone got worse than mine?

[trademark]

my demand very simple...

not expensive, got facilities, massage lady can talk cock with good massage skill enough liao. any other service are bonus.

[leejohnn]

you need this

[leejohnn]

[theDarkness]

what i look for:

-good proper massage
-no shortchange of massage duration
-autoroam, preferably without extra charge
-touching my balls and asshole during massage.. but not too much
-grabbing my balls and cock after massage finish whilst im still laying on my stomach. its like a prelude to the special
-hj slowly and not neglecting my balls too

bonus:
-allow pussy fingering or even licking
-shaved pussy!
-big neh neh to suckle on
-wear one piece clothing.. ofcos showing off legs..

[penguinrider]

dazzlego: there are 4 thai massage parlour near kallang MRT. You might want to try them out. skills of the masseurs can differs greatly. so slowly try them out =)

personally if i want massage, i oso prefer proper thai massage. Reason being they will crack you here and there. few days after the massage still can feel the effect.

Your worst experience is really jia lat man lawl. Haven't gotten that kind of treatment yet. i usually go during off peak hours to ensure the masseurs are not busy.

trademark: haha you must be the talkative type. i usually will do some small talks. But after that i prefer to just shuddap and enjoy my menu.

thedarkness: SAME SAME! So far so no one shortchange me of massage duration! But i agree it's oso damn important. foreplay damn exciting also. but licking and sucking neh neh feels abit gross IF you aren't the first customer of the day. because you cant be sure if you aren't doing 间接接吻 with another bro =)

[conquest9]

For me, I was roaming around before I eventually settled on the one that I frequent now.... and my feel is that being a regular helps.

Not only will she be more open (cos she knows she has steady income lol!) to talk and chat, her services will also improve and she will be more accommodating.

This one that I have been a regular to, I've only been visiting her for 2 years liao. When you need a good massage you are gauranteed one. Plus I have done pretty much about everything under the sun with her

[dazzlego]

bro penguin, i have tried 2 of the clean one. maybe i enter wrong one haha.
saw 1 very obvious got special but i didnt try, i think have another 2, so total is 5 around that area?

btw yesterday i went to hc at csm area, the counter asked me to pay $50 more for the HJ straight away LOL. i said i dun wan to then i go out from the place haha