Minion Heng $wee $wee explaining why he is a minion to lead a good life

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Transmodified from http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/...fe/700312.html

PEASANTPORE: "You can lead a high life while serving Ruler Loong and oppressing peasants", Education Minion Heng $wee $wee told peasant students at the close of the Pre U Seminar on Thursday.

He said this loyalty to Ruler Loong is paramount to a good life and it cannot be seemed as a compromise.

It was a concern among many peasant students at the Pre U Seminar, as they hinted at feeling stifled and wondered if Heng $wee $wee could finally defeat the Sabo Singhs in his ministry who are out to kaput his reforms.

Minion Heng also weighed in to concede that Fat Cats in the Ministry of Education only want to obey Ruler Loong's decrees to pursue a good life and are unwilling to sarpok his reforms.

He said: “You see MDA is a good example. Those farking idiots knew censoring the farking Internet is an exercise in futility but they still go ahead and obey Ruler Loong's decrees. Of course, you cannot blame them, that Koh Lin-Net, as you know it, is so farking well paid that she recently purchase an option for a 10 million peanut Keppel condo because she understood loyalty to Familee pays. Hence she proved betraying your conscience is a sure way to gain immense wealth in Peasantpore.

Similarly, I farking know the games the principals are playing to game the system and meet their KPIs. Those bastards who cull Literature just to secure better results and produce drones for Ruler Loong. They think they farking smart and nobody knows their dirty tricks. That Jane Austen reform died still born, other than an arty farty Non-Erected Representative spoke up for Jane Austen during an Imperial Court session, what happened in the end, Literature remains kaput.

In order to pursue our passion, at the end of the day, you must know Ruler Loong is the Prince of Peasantpore, you got many ideals, many dreams, interests and want to do good but ....but this is Peasantpore, an heartless soulless Asiatic society, must kowtow Ruler Loong and kiss your dreams goodbye.

A peasant student, after reading Sammyboy forum, recycled an old question, if the racist Special Arses Plan schools are still relevant in multi-racial Peasantpore: "All these (SAP) schools are build Chinese helicopters right?

“My question is simple, why pour so much money to Chink schools after culling pro-commies Chinese medium schools? Why after kaput Nantah, then pretend to be pious and say want to resurrect a generation of pro-Familee Chink schools?

Minion Heng answered: "Unfair so what? You want money for Mat or Neh medium school is it? Left to their own devices, Chinks will build pro-commie schools. The Mats will introduce Jihad into the lessons. And farking hell, the Nehs will start a course on raping women. So cannot.

I know, you know, this SAP school is Old Dictator's gabra, after he kaput all the Chinese medium scholl, he realized, farking hell, all become Banana, yellow outside, white inside. We all become laughing stock of South East Asiatic states. After he destroyed Tan Lark Sye and his clique, he decided to start a few showcase SAP schools so that History will not say he is like Qin Shi Huang, burnt books and hang scholars who cross him.

Another peasant student asked Minion Heng about the political nature of some texts in social studies and history, and the "regime's reason for promoting propoganda".

Minion Heng replied: "Every country sure got propaganda ok. Just like PRC Commies got 'Learn from Lei Feng'. The North Koreans got the Unholy Trinity of Great, Dear Leaders + plus Great Sucker.

“I think it is important for our peasant students to appreciate Familee has done but at the same time, must remembered that some things are better not said.

Let me put it in a simple way, Old Autocrat sure got his reasons when he trampled on peasant rights lor. Like Suharto, he fucking believes he is the Maha Rajah of Peasantpore and there is nothing wrong making his son the Crown Prince and bribing his cronies with fat cat stipends.

Sure got people say he decide the rules and laws. Anytime you cross him, sure use ISA to crush dissenters...but you see now, life not so bad right. No cars ownership, million dollar pigeonholes, kiss your CPF goodbye, marvelous Golden Age right."

Over the four days of the seminar, peasant students had to put on their thinking caps to come up conclusions that what is good for Familee is also good for Peasantpore.

This year's Pre U Seminar is also part of the ongoing Familee's Peasantpore plus the 'Hundred Flowers' Campaign, which is chaired by Minion Heng. The ideas and projects the peasant students worked on will be sent to the relevant regime agencies and twisted in such way to glorify and justify Familee's reign.


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