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Here's a compilation for your weekend reading
恋爱时,「情话绵绵」; 结婚后,「谎话连连」。 恋爱时, 生活「妙不可言」; 结婚后, 日子「苦不堪言」。 婚前, 爱情是「神话」; 婚后, 爱情是「笑话」。 婚前, 男人在「餐厅」等女人; 婚后, 女人在「客厅」等男人。 婚前, 男人经常找女人「讨论」; 婚后, 男人只告诉女人「结论」。 婚前, 男人对她「悄悄」讲话; 婚后, 男人对她「大声」讲话。 婚前, 情侣做什么都是「浪漫」; 婚后, 夫妻做什么都是「浪费」。 婚前, 男人常给女人「空白支票」; 婚后, 男人常给女人「空头支票」。 婚前, 男人天天盯着女人; 婚后, 女人天天盯着男人。 婚前,「谎话」都是「情话」; 婚后,「情话」都是「废话」。 婚前,「靠近」一点; 婚后,「闪开」一点。 婚前,「没话找话说」; 婚后,「有话也不说」。 女人的记性,吵架时「最好」; 男人的耐性,结婚后「最差」。 男人有钱就变坏; 女人变坏就有钱。 男人花钱,是为了让女人「高兴」; 女人花钱,是因为男人让她「不高兴」。 男人没有女人,「耳根清净」; 女人没有男人,「家居干净」。 男人「入错行」, 上班会很痛苦; 女人「嫁错郎」, 下班会很痛苦。 好女人,养坏男人的胃口; 坏女人,吊足男人的胃口。 想结婚,是「自己」已能独立; 想离婚,是「子女」已独立。 嫁入「豪门」,要懂得理财; 嫁入「寒门」,要懂得生财。 总而言之: 以前的人, 视婚姻生活为「一辈子」; 现代的人, 视婚姻生活为「一阵子」。 对婚姻, 人们有: 太多的憧憬、太少的准备 太多的猜疑、太少的学习 太多的失望、太少的勇气 太多的索求、太少的承担
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Lol..this is so true..
reminds me of when the wife starts complaining you didn't even notice I did my hair.. |
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Before marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He: Every chance I get. She: Will you hit me? He: Are you crazy? I'm not that kind of person! She: Can I trust you? He: Yes. She: Darling! After marriage: Simply read from bottom to top. Last edited by pary; 24-04-2012 at 10:25 AM. Reason: translation |
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nice thread TS hahaha. made my morning.
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Very cute thread
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女人,
订婚前,象燕子,爱怎么飞就怎么飞 订婚后,象鸽子,能飞,却不敢飞远 结婚后,象鸭子,想飞,却飞不起来 男人, 订婚前,象孙子,百依百顺 定婚后,象儿子,学会顶嘴 结婚后,象老子,发号师令
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Nice thread, some pics made me laff
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