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15-04-2012, 06:27 PM
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Before & After Marriage
 以前提到结婚，想到【天长地久】 现在提到结婚，想到【能撑多久】 当初会结婚，说是【看上眼】 后来会离婚，说是【看走眼】 ... 婚前，爱情是【神话】 婚后，爱情是【笑话】 恋爱时【情话绵绵】 结婚后【谎话连连】 恋爱时的男人, 喜欢【毛手毛脚】 结婚后的男人，变成【没手没脚】 婚前的男人，大都很【幽默】 婚后的男人，大都很【沉默】 恋爱时一见面就【亲嘴】 结婚后一见面就【斗嘴】 恋爱时，总想许下辈子【再依赖结良缘】 结婚后，怀疑是上辈子【造作孽缘】 
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15-04-2012, 06:28 PM
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Re: Before & After Marriage
English Translation by Goggle Translate: Mentioned before, married think permanence] Mentioned marriage, think [how long it can sustain] Had to be married, said to be [a fancy eye] Would later divorce, saying it was wrong horse] ... Marriage, love is Mythology In marriage, love [joke] The situation, then rain, fall in love [] After marriage lie again and again] Love the man, like [all hands] Married man, to become [without limbs] Premarital men are [humor] Married men, are [silence] Love when a meeting [kiss] Married a meet [bicker] Love always want the next life HUI [no longer rely on the knot happy match] After they married, suspected to be the last generation [artificial Nie Yuan]
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16-04-2012, 05:41 PM
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Re: Before & After Marriage
結婚前:
他:萬歲!終于到來了!我都等不及了! 她:我可以離開嗎? 他:不,你甚至想都別想! 她:你愛我嗎? 他:當然! 她:你會背叛我嗎? 他:不會,你怎麼會有這樣想法? 她:你會吻我嗎? 他:會。 她:你會打我嗎? 他:無論如何都不! 她:我能相信你嗎? 結婚后:  Hint: Just read backwards 
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18-04-2012, 10:13 AM
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18-04-2012, 03:42 PM
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18-04-2012, 11:50 PM
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Don't mind me joining in the fun and giving my 2 cents worth of poems ok? I wrote this poem myself for my thread some time back.
What does ‘I Do’ really mean?
Friday night go meet guy friend He is married, ring in hand Ask him so how married life? Poor guy start to complain wife Last time he says he no clue What it means to say ‘I do’ Now that he is married too ‘I do’ now means cannot do All his income joint account What he spend she sure will count He go for beer, she raise hell She buys Birkin never tell What he spend now need license Even his mum’s allowance Last time massage rub the gun Now no money, can’t have fun Boyfriend Girlfriend Sex Life More Now wife thinks that sex is chore She says his cock is not clean But he really scrub till glean Before marriage, she suck cock After marriage, she talk cock More sex part of marriage plan? ‘I do’ now means use more hand When we dating, walk IKEA After marriage, ka ki kia (own self walk in hokkien) I feel my mum lost a son All she control, how I run? Have you seen Lord of the Ring? Evil plans all start with ring How we spend time she decide No way can I over-ride Bro, my bonus keep with you Let this money be fun tool Sometimes I need C C A Use this money for those day You not scared that I will run? If keep with wife, he gets none Don’t ask me to keep in shoe Trust you my friend, Yes I Do Think now outside wife got man I think that guy’s name is Ben They are colleagues, flirt at work If we divorce, I’ll be hurt Marriage vow says she obey Where got such thing in this day? Vow says till death do we part You go die lah, break my heart!!!
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18-04-2012, 11:52 PM
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What the wives think
You guys think girls no complain Live with you guys go insane Wedding when we say ‘I do’ You think only you no clue? Before marriage, know you plumb How I know you live in slum Now that I am married too ‘I do’ now means you don’t do Weekends, I must do house chore You don’t help me out somemore When I rest, still hear you snore Ask you ‘Tired’. Say Ya Loh!! You say baby, shall we fuck Oh my god, don’t push your luck I clean the house round the clock At night still must please your cock! When you force me suck your cock Bitter taste like something rot You don’t wash behind the skin How does cock then become clean? If my privates got urine You smell, will whine and then scream Basic hygiene you don’t know? Wash with soap between the fold! Our sex now no foreplay Fuck one style, on bed I lay Foreplay to you, finger rough How to get high? I think tough You still ask me why so dry I say because I’m not high Dry cos you have outside flings? Slap you ah! Why say such things You want kids but never plan I just joined firm, so how can? You just fuck and inside cummed Then I pregnant, career harmed When boss knows she ask me leave Small firm can’t pay 4 months leave Baby born on sole income You still ask me ‘Hey how come?’ Baby born and I breast feed Milk not enough, duct impede Pump used daily for compress Thirty M L, so depress Worry about baby starve You still suck milk! Make life tough Nipples so black why not pink? We have 2 kids, what you think? You go drink beer I raise hell Mask Five One think I can’t tell? That place full of Vietnam girl You write report in thread here I don’t raise hell, how you stop?? Jazzy to Mask, you will hop You rub their breast is clean fun I let guys rub, do you want? When you busy, no miss me? Only miss me when you free Call and call the whole day long If I’m busy, is that wrong? Pick up phone to hear you scream Where the hell ah have you been? I just hate to hear that tone Wife must stand by for your phone? Cook for you is no mean feat Many hours stand on feet You just wait and do your thing I will chop, boil, fry and steam Eat the food while it is hot Come and join me, you will not Call and call but you won’t come Food turned cold, you say don’t want Still say your mum cook better Better is divorce letter! I did try hard, Yes I know I can’t always go with flow What’s the price of don’t love wife? Women Charter pay with life Vow says till death do we part You want marriage, do your part!
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19-04-2012, 07:23 PM
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I also wrote a short poem. 现在我有幽默 你投诉是折磨 结果变成什么 以后总是沉默
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20-04-2012, 12:34 PM
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That was my 1st Chinese poem; now, writing my 2nd.
为什么？ 为什么？ 唉！为什么？ 爱情到底是什么？ 为什么？ 唉！为什么？ 爱情能变成冷漠？ 为什么？为什么？唉！ 当初恋爱深深爱！ 结婚后发生战争！ 是女人心海底针？ 为什么？为什么？唉！ 后悔来不及！悲哀！ Last edited by machoman; 20-04-2012 at 12:45 PM.
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20-04-2012, 12:41 PM
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Re: Before & After Marriage
Hahahahaa
 I guess most of us, men .... even most women USED up all their love for each other before marriage ... so after marriage no more love for each other liao 
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20-04-2012, 01:02 PM
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