Things you shouldn't say during sex - Page 2

daryl76 · #16 15-04-2007, 01:16 PM

i've had better....

JWNY · #17 15-04-2007, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lobang_king

i also have one, when doing with girlfriend, don;t say " your sister also like this position"

LOL!

That would be BAD!

no_faith · #18 15-04-2007, 01:21 PM

never say, "wo yao qu da bian" or say u wana go toilet. go before making love lah.
got tis habit, engaged in commercia sex, i have the tendency going to shit.

not related to saying but dun yawn, implying u r boring.

daryl76 · #19 15-04-2007, 01:26 PM

tats why... go try rodeo sex
its doggie style, but after pumping for awhile, tell her tat her sister is better in this position, den try not to fall off for 5 mins

Kyser Soze · #20 15-04-2007, 02:33 PM

Calling out ex-girlfriend's name.

azaz · #21 15-04-2007, 02:55 PM

Never say that your ex like what position when having sex

Shooter · #22 15-04-2007, 04:20 PM

While having a blowjob

"Did you smell the anti fungus cream it should be odourless"

Mr Canon · #23 15-04-2007, 05:05 PM

I used to do it this way

cataract · #24 17-04-2007, 10:34 PM

"will you marry me"

humpcheepang · #25 17-04-2007, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooter

While having a blowjob

"Did you smell the anti fungus cream it should be odourless"

Once said : "Hey, your CHEEBYE very the smelly!"

& she said, "One smart fella, he felt smart, 2 smart fellas, they felt fuck, & 3 smart fellas, they all smelt fuck!"

Derelict · #26 17-04-2007, 11:48 PM

Take it as light reading please.

Questions like
Did you cum yet?

and...

Like this painful or not?

means you are a noob.

Derelict · #27 18-04-2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derelict

Take it as light reading please.

Questions like
Did you cum yet?

and...

Like this painful or not?

means you are a noob.

I got a reply from a member stating thumbs down on my quoted post. So I took a step back and reread it. To my err I think I understand where his sentiment came from. Let me readdress it with further clearifications and also bear with me.

Did you cum yet?
If a guy ask a lady during coitus if she has cum, that might break tempo especially if one is still at it. Also that question in all likelihood could be asked when a guy had already ejaculated. Which in turned might be misconstrue as selfish behavior, even tho the guy meant well by asking his partner if she did indeed cum. The fact is, a guy should be able to identify if the girl had reached orgasm or not. It short it does not bode well for the guy.

Like this painful or not?
Usually this question will come about when a girl exclaim during coitus. If it persist than a new 'style' will be introduced which again force the question out especially if one cares about their partner. Even with a season player painful intercourse can accur especially one doing 'quickies'. The pain is usually caused by dryness or couple that is new to coitus (other than a partner whom is suffering from an attack such as herpes). If a person is familiar with sex than he or she will wish to be aroused emotionally (get in the mood) before coitus thus help 'lubricate' the whole experience. As for new couple my advice would be to take it slow and steady, 'size' it up and get the right angle than you're well on your way to experiencing the full pleasure of coitus.

My reference to noob is as is. A newbie (also spelled noob, newb, or n00b in the leetspeak of internet culture) is a to a particular field, the term being commonly used on the internet, where it might refer to new. Please dont take it to mean as rude. In my context I meant one is still new to a good sexual experience.

If I have slighted anyone from my post please accept my apology.

Kyser Soze · #28 18-04-2007, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shooter

While having a blowjob

"Did you smell the anti fungus cream it should be odourless"

I like this. Good one. This is damn funny indeed.

Mulch · #29 19-04-2007, 10:53 AM

Just a few to add

- "OH FARK! I THINK THE CONDOM BROKE!!"

- "How come you still so dry?"

- "Please lah, let me try"

Rexell · #30 19-04-2007, 05:45 PM

When a guy says "Wat's that smell?" Most girls will pretend, "huh, wat smell?" when in fact, the smell is so strong until the whole room is filled with it. But in their heart, their mood has already been spoilt.

I used to have an ex and we used to converse in hokkien sometimes. It was damn fun fucking her in a way that I used to say "Chia chabor, le jin gian song sibo? Lim peh pia hor le si" while giving her extra hard strokes and she likes it when I say that and moans extra loud and give me cfm looks when I do that. haha... miss her nowadays because of that. Had a lot of fun fucking her and I have yet to find anyone else who can do that.