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[devion]

Which is Joyce's cousin? She only told me of her sister in Aman, or is this her cousin instead? Joyce does not seem to like dfk though, visited few times & only manage to get lotsa kisses but no tongue fight. Other than this, everything is perfect for me on her, oozes cuteness 110% for me though I no more young.

Funny thing is the captain does not seem to like her? He keeps saying she CMI one, but if u like her go try. Not once but twice when I visited he downplays her, felt bad for her.

[Harvest]

Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW

My flu and fever is gone but am still plagued by a persistent dry cough. I suspect I might have caught the HMPV virus. Sigh. French booster shot will have to wait least I infect the entire Aman clinic staff. Lol
Good to know that CC is now operational for these remaining One6 girls. Young seniors/senior punks like us can only manage one shot every few hours. Having that 1 shot package will ensure our continual support. Lol
IMHO Mr Army Boy should quit CS altogether instead of wasting his SAF salary flipping cars while subconsciously looking for the next Ellen. Lol

Have a speedy recovery, dai gor. Now that LA has reopened, we are waiting for you to organize our CNY reunion gathering.
I also recalled vaguely that Mr army boy said he is a weapon specialist. But dunno why his own weapon always kenna IA leh HAHAHAHAHA

Originally Posted by tarma69

Good news: LA spa reopens again today! And your ex French Queen is still in LA.
Sadly 越南老师 is on menses break so I have to find a substitute for my saliva exchange program.

Old uncle me thinks Mr Army Boy very hard (no pun intended) to quit CS de lah. As the saying goes, "Once a chiongster, always a chiongster". It's never a question of why, only a question of where, when and which girl??
Coolie me poor like a church mouse, where got money to feed Ellen's entire village sia!?
Your spy chief betrayed me again! FR cumming up tomorrow.

Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe

Originally Posted by devion

Which is Joyce's cousin? She only told me of her sister in Aman, or is this her cousin instead? Joyce does not seem to like dfk though, visited few times & only manage to get lotsa kisses but no tongue fight. Other than this, everything is perfect for me on her, oozes cuteness 110% for me though I no more young.

Funny thing is the captain does not seem to like her? He keeps saying she CMI one, but if u like her go try. Not once but twice when I visited he downplays her, felt bad for her.

Haiz, I also didn't manage to unlock dfk despite repeated RTFs. Only Datuk level can unlock. The rest of us can only stand one corner and suck thumb.
Can't blame the captain... you and I who didn't flip car with Joyce are still in the minority 20%. The other majority 80% F the captain day in day out. So if you put yourself in the captain's shoes what would you say?? Hahahaha

[norigo77]

Originally Posted by tarma69

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Your new found French queen LJ8 is still in LA. While not as spacious as CC rooms, at least we can makan sharks fin soup again!
Old uncle me vaguely recalls that Mr Army Boy is holding a senior NCO rank or something like dat... so should be able to feed her village for at least a month or so bah??
Tom yum saliva damn ped mak! 国泰老师 even hornier than OP5 sia.

Old uncle me thinks Mr Army Boy very hard (no pun intended) to quit CS de lah. As the saying goes, "Once a chiongster, always a chiongster". It's never a question of why, only a question of where, when and which girl??
Coolie me poor like a church mouse, where got money to feed Ellen's entire village sia!?
Your spy chief betrayed me again! FR cumming up tomorrow.

Alright then, I can still make do with LA tho I still prefer the more spacious CC rooms. At least got some nice facilities to relax and enjoy after the bonk.
Senior NCO ah? Can lah, depending on how developed the village is, can probably feed for at least 2 to 3 months based on my conservative estimates. Quit CS? During my GL chiong days, a senior chiongster once said, "You can take the girl out of GL but can you take the GL out of you??" Bwahahaha
Aiseh! I never knew that 国泰老师 is so hiong in the room. See her always looking so demure and unpretentious on the sofa...

Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW

My flu and fever is gone but am still plagued by a persistent dry cough. I suspect I might have caught the HMPV virus. Sigh. French booster shot will have to wait least I infect the entire Aman clinic staff. Lol
Good to know that CC is now operational for these remaining One6 girls. Young seniors/senior punks like us can only manage one shot every few hours. Having that 1 shot package will ensure our continual support. Lol
IMHO Mr Army Boy should quit CS altogether instead of wasting his SAF salary flipping cars while subconsciously looking for the next Ellen. Lol

176? I think mean 167. She badly needs your training to beef up her servicing skills, just like how you used to train OP5. Lol Tiagong Joyce's cousin can't speak English or Chinese, so she might be tough to train even by Google Translate. Then again, it might be a walk in the park for our Mr Trainer.
Oh, you were the one who intro Mr Army Boy to Ellen? But I have to admit that they look quite matching. Lol! I believe his SAF salary and bonus can feed her village for at least a month or 2 lah. Only our Datuk's salary can feed them for at least a year or 2, and still got some spare change left to chiong JB spas. Lol
I'm waiting for his juicy spicy FR too. According to my Aman spy chief our Datuk got raped damn jialat jialat while 国泰老师 was making a hell lot of noise in the room which he can hear even from the other end of the corridor. Lol!

Rest well, bro. This HMPV is spreading fast and furious like machiam another covid outbreak. Some of my colleagues also kenna after their recent biz trips.
Ah yes, I meant 167. Train her?? Ah Tiam said she can converse in Chinese well, so should be easier to train than Joyce's cousin. Should I take up the challenge? Let me do some pre assessment the next time I'm there to see if it's worth my time and effort. Bwahahaha.

Originally Posted by Harvest

Have a speedy recovery, dai gor. Now that LA has reopened, we are waiting for you to organize our CNY reunion gathering.
I also recalled vaguely that Mr army boy said he is a weapon specialist. But dunno why his own weapon always kenna IA leh HAHAHAHAHA

Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe

Haiz, I also didn't manage to unlock dfk despite repeated RTFs. Only Datuk level can unlock. The rest of us can only stand one corner and suck thumb.
Can't blame the captain... you and I who didn't flip car with Joyce are still in the minority 20%. The other majority 80% F the captain day in day out. So if you put yourself in the captain's shoes what would you say?? Hahahaha

You know why his weapon always IA? Becuz Mr Army Boy never clear chamber to remove all the Ellen debris stuck in his big and small head. BWAHAHAHAHA
Khru lae nak rian aow gan... Like typical JAV storyline. Kinky! HAHAHA
Datuk level can probably unlock, agree. BUT the problem is our Datuk boh hue Joyce leh. What to do? BWAHAHAHA

[MichaelWongYW]

Originally Posted by tarma69

Old uncle me thinks Mr Army Boy very hard (no pun intended) to quit CS de lah. As the saying goes, "Once a chiongster, always a chiongster". It's never a question of why, only a question of where, when and which girl??
Coolie me poor like a church mouse, where got money to feed Ellen's entire village sia!?
Your spy chief betrayed me again! FR cumming up tomorrow.

That's why he is my spy chief and watching your every move: when you arrived, which girl you called and how much noise he can hear from your room. Lol!
Yet another sizzling Tom Yum FR from our Datuk. Looks like we've all underestimated this unassuming 国泰老师. Lol

Originally Posted by Harvest

Have a speedy recovery, dai gor. Now that LA has reopened, we are waiting for you to organize our CNY reunion gathering.
I also recalled vaguely that Mr army boy said he is a weapon specialist. But dunno why his own weapon always kenna IA leh HAHAHAHAHA

Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe

Haiz, I also didn't manage to unlock dfk despite repeated RTFs. Only Datuk level can unlock. The rest of us can only stand one corner and suck thumb.
Can't blame the captain... you and I who didn't flip car with Joyce are still in the minority 20%. The other majority 80% F the captain day in day out. So if you put yourself in the captain's shoes what would you say?? Hahahaha

Thanks bro. I've been coughing for days while you guys are having fun. Life is unfair but at least reading the juicy FRs and gossiping about Mr Army Boy lifted my spirits. Lol!
Yes - at this rate that our Datuk is going (and bonking) it's a matter of time he will break my 1.5hrs record, which makes me suddenly miss Nana. Lol
Ahh, the Pareto principle 80/20 rule also applies to unlocking of DFK:

80% flip car, 20% didn't
Out of this 20%, 80% can't unlock DFK, 20% managed to unlock.
That works out to be only a depressing 4% success rate! The odds are stacked heavily against the average chiongster. How to be in that top 4%? Don't be average, be a Datuk. Lol!

Originally Posted by norigo77

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Rest well, bro. This HMPV is spreading fast and furious like machiam another covid outbreak. Some of my colleagues also kenna after their recent biz trips.
Ah yes, I meant 167. Train her?? Ah Tiam said she can converse in Chinese well, so should be easier to train than Joyce's cousin. Should I take up the challenge? Let me do some pre assessment the next time I'm there to see if it's worth my time and effort. Bwahahaha.

You know why his weapon always IA? Becuz Mr Army Boy never clear chamber to remove all the Ellen debris stuck in his big and small head. BWAHAHAHAHA
Khru lae nak rian aow gan... Like typical JAV storyline. Kinky! HAHAHA
Datuk level can probably unlock, agree. BUT the problem is our Datuk boh hue Joyce leh. What to do? BWAHAHAHA

Thanks, bro. Yea, my OC and her family kenna too. But I'm the only one still coughing. Sigh.
I encourage you to go take up that challenge. You have a proven solid track record. See how ang pai OP5 is now! Lol
If I were Mr Army Boy I will work doubly hard to get my weapon working again before I engage in CS. I'm not sure what kind of sexual thrill he derives from flipping cars and wasting tax payers' money?? Lol!
I can guarantee with my balls that our Datuk falls into the 4% category. If you can recall, I've even offered him a money back guarantee last year but he has no balls to take up the challenge to prove me wrong. Lol
Bro Devion feels sad for Joyce because the captain doesn't like her. I feel sad for Joyce because our Datuk doesn't like her too. Lol!

[tarma69]

Originally Posted by Harvest

Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe

Yup. Now that Thai Wang has reopened, think One6 should reopen soon. OP5 went back to LA le. She damn poor thing... kenna bullied by her ex manager Ruby and some of the girls. I saw the scars on her body.
No way am I breaking the legendary Mr Oppa's Olympic record. One hour old uncle me already almost died cock standing liao!

Originally Posted by norigo77

Alright then, I can still make do with LA tho I still prefer the more spacious CC rooms. At least got some nice facilities to relax and enjoy after the bonk.
Senior NCO ah? Can lah, depending on how developed the village is, can probably feed for at least 2 to 3 months based on my conservative estimates. Quit CS? During my GL chiong days, a senior chiongster once said, "You can take the girl out of GL but can you take the GL out of you??" Bwahahaha
Aiseh! I never knew that 国泰老师 is so hiong in the room. See her always looking so demure and unpretentious on the sofa...

Ohh, I know who that senior GL chiongster is! Tiagong he uprooted his life in SG just to be with his tirak in LOS.... gave up his citizenship and took out all his cpf money. Power! Old uncle me thinks he has truly "taken the GL out of himself".
国泰老师 is an angel on the sofa and a devil in the bedroom. Old uncle me had to raise white flag before she let me go...

Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW

That's why he is my spy chief and watching your every move: when you arrived, which girl you called and how much noise he can hear from your room. Lol!
Yet another sizzling Tom Yum FR from our Datuk. Looks like we've all underestimated this unassuming 国泰老师. Lol

If I were Mr Army Boy I will work doubly hard to get my weapon working again before I engage in CS. I'm not sure what kind of sexual thrill he derives from flipping cars and wasting tax payers' money?? Lol!
I can guarantee with my balls that our Datuk falls into the 4% category. If you can recall, I've even offered him a money back guarantee last year but he has no balls to take up the challenge to prove me wrong. Lol
Bro Devion feels sad for Joyce because the captain doesn't like her. I feel sad for Joyce because our Datuk doesn't like her too. Lol!

Wahh... must siam bumping into your spy chief next time!
To give Mr Army Boy some credit, at least he has tried seeking medical help and taking ED pills. But I guess the Ellen psychological factor is hindering his recovery.
Walao... Already told you that Joyce is not my type mah! Why waste your money backed guarantee? Might as well use that rm258 to blanja old uncle me a few rounds of chicken chop and sharks fin soup.