Need help! Brother too big!

[hokkienguy]

tua kee or suay kee also KP..

when ur lan jiao cannot steam then come here seek help la.

if a char bo can open the hole for giving birth then why those u sio gan with cannot take ur "Tua Kee lan" meh..????

[evantoh]

When so many pple came in here making comments and having a good laugh.

One no name bro zapped me because of a comment I made which find it strange. I said if 15cm x 5cm thick is big, then maybe there is no small size. At any point in time, I did not imply I have super big dick. I did not even say my size. So what's the problem? Just have fun la.

If you are so concern abt your dick size n wanna zap all people leaving a comment or even just come in and have a good laugh, pls leave your name behind becos, I seriously want to return this small favor to u.

Eat a chill pill will u.
(maybe moderator should enforce pple leaving their name behind when they zap. - till now, I only up, haven't zapped)
I come in peace

[singmarine]

Seems more like a skill rather than a size problem. I dun think yours is really that big..Maybe u need more practice or u still those virgin type.....I believe bros here will agree with me.

[SDBA]

maybe you can go to slimming centre and check if they got any slim-down prggramme for your little bro?
They will wrap up your litte bro and have it heat and let it sweat

Maybe you will get many FREE Bonk for the chiobu working there,

just a joke.

Anyway, do define your so-called " big ", try aim for the chubby girl. they can take bigger size dick.

[Sylus]

Originally Posted by newyorker88

Longest I ever seen online is of someone by the name of long john silver.That guy dick can reach the floor. Not joke.

That sounds more like a deformity than an asset, can a dick that long get hard ?

[walle]

Originally Posted by evantoh

When so many pple came in here making comments and having a good laugh.

One no name bro zapped me because of a comment I made which find it strange. I said if 15cm x 5cm thick is big, then maybe there is no small size. At any point in time, I did not imply I have super big dick. I did not even say my size. So what's the problem? Just have fun la.

If you are so concern abt your dick size n wanna zap all people leaving a comment or even just come in and have a good laugh, pls leave your name behind becos, I seriously want to return this small favor to u.

Eat a chill pill will u.
(maybe moderator should enforce pple leaving their name behind when they zap. - till now, I only up, haven't zapped)
I come in peace

i kana the same as u...kana zap 4 pts by one fucker here.....

[walle]

Originally Posted by jonlittle

Not amny girls can take big dicks like yours. To make things easier for you, I would suggest chop off your dick. Everyone will be happier.

haha...maybe he poke wrong hole lah......

[fazer6s]

Originally Posted by jonlittle

Not amny girls can take big dicks like yours. To make things easier for you, I would suggest chop off your dick. Everyone will be happier.

Bro jonlittle if TS chop off too much then we might have a new thread titled "Need help! Brother too small!

[Ken80]

aiya bros is like that this system need changes you see i also demoted into moderation liao Boss should change to zapping leave name i always zap and give name one time forget become like that lousy system
anyway, TS is a joker, too big? cut off lah

[comics00]

no flame me pls but 15 x 5 not big lah, (last time camp & swimming pools tiolet no door 1) i have seen many ppl bigger then my. just now i took a ruler & got the following from my little bro:
width - 5.1cm, circumference - 14.5cm, length - 14.9cm.
i always kana complaint from 1st time partner that i very thick but never b4 say i long. few times kana refuse entry or BJ saying b'cos little bro too thick will hurt ;( atleast my fb never complaint heehee

[Omega]

Bro, how do you use a ruler to measure circumference ?

[xiaoquan]

Originally Posted by kayakahao

Bro no pic now lei. Slightly longer Thn 15cm and 5cm thick. Looking for some help ma. Or Everytime go out play Sianz de lei.

bro, i have 1 good and 1 bad news. good news is your 5cm thickness is just average. Bad news your length is above average. Since the vagina are able to expand much more than just mere 5 cm. your problem lies on your length. not all females can take that long. Bro dont get the wrong idea of having a long dick. having long dick make the woman feel pain. Its the thickness that count ^^

[walle]

flatten the cock loh..hahha

[fazer6s]

Originally Posted by Omega

Bro, how do you use a ruler to measure circumference ?

This might help

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rolli...edirected=true