An Awkward FB Short Story

[makka111]

Rather than expanding it into a 50-episode drama serial, I decided to share this story with just a few paragraphs.

It happened donkey ages ago at one of my former workplaces. I was just starting to hold a permanent job after many months of temp work at different companies. My duty was just to make sure everything that came into/out of the warehouse was accounted for. Nothing could be simpler. My co-workers, needless to say, are all male except for Chris, who is the only girl in warehousing. But with her cropped hair, "chor lor" way of walking and zero makeup, you can easily mistake her for one of the guys. Btw, she has been working there for a year already when i entered the company.

Fast forward a few months... We got to know each other quite well along with my other colleagues, what with the many after-work makan-drinking sessions, mahjong, company excursions etc. Chris and I were about the same age and still single. The usual workplace banter will invariably involve teasing the younger ones about not having boy/girlfriend and who amongst the married ones are the "kiah bor" (scared of the wife) type. Chris had always maintained that she doesn't have a boyfriend.

Then for a few days in a row, I noticed that Chris seemed unhappy at work and kept to herself, even during lunch breaks. Not wanting to cause a commotion, I went to talk to her when she was doing stock-take in a secluded corner of the warehouse.

"Oy, what's wrong with you lately? You got problems at home?" I asked. "Tell me lah, maybe I can help."

"Aiyah, don't kaypoh lah. You can't help one. I can manage myself. Go and do your work lah," she barked back.

"OK lah OK lah, I leave you alone. But you must tell me if you got problem. At least got another person to help you think for solution," I said before going off to mind my own business.

Fast forward two days later and I found Chris alone squatting outside behind the warehouse with her head hung low as if her pet dog had just died.

"Oy, seow eh, what's wrong?" I asked in a somewhat cheery tone.

When she looked up, wah lan eh, she was crying as if watching those touchy Taiwanese drama series. I squatted down also and patted her back, vainly trying to comfort her. Well, to cut a long story short, Chris blurted out that her GIRLFRIEND had decided to break off and left her for another guy...

[makka111]

Yep, she is a butch! But for a butch, she is quite normal looking. She doesn't go all-out to dress/behave like a man, just a bit tomboyish otherwise.

I was just as shocked when she confessed to me that she had been feeling down for the past days because of this "BGR" crisis. It seemed she had been suspicious for quite a while that her girlfriend had been two-timing (bisexual?) her. She even showed me their "portrait" taken during better times. Quite pretty leh, her girlfriend. The final straw came recently when Chris found evidence (condoms in handbag? cologne on her dress? sperm in her pussy?) on her but did not reveal to me what it was.

Before you know it, I was hugging her. Maybe in a come-on-brother-pull-yourself-together way. Next thing I know, I guess Chris's feminine side took over and she buried her face on my shoulder just like any normal little girl. Then I started to console her by telling her not to give up the forest just for one single tree etc. KNN, what was I thinking?! I think I also blur already at that moment. First time a lesbian cried on my shoulder. After she had calmed down, I told Chris that we will go to a nearby K-Box after work to de-stress. I also told her that her "secret" is safe with me.

After about a week, Chris seems to have recovered from her break-up. Of course, that was after a few "counseling" sessions with me. As time went on, I noticed that she liked to partner with me at work. Because it can get quite crammed in some areas of the warehouse, it is inevitable that there is physical contact when we try to squeeze past one another. I started to notice that Chris liked to squeeze into me whenever she got the chance and I would jokingly say "Oy, kwey shio ah?" I also started to notice that Chris's boobs are very firm whenever she "kwey shio" into me. Maybe it was because of the sports bra she wore under her polo shirt (we work mostly in jeans/slacks and polo/t-shirt). Whatever it was, I guess it turned me on a bit.

One day, Chris was halfway up a ladder picking out some stuff from the second-tiered shelf. I was only a couple feet away doing something else when in my peripheral vision, I sensed that Chris was losing her balance on the ladder while struggling to pull out whatever she was reaching for. I quickly shuffled over to help and before I could say "let me help", she lost her footing and fell into my arms, her back towards me.

"Heng ah, you manage to catch me," Chris said when she realised I broke her fall, and then cheekily added "now can you take your hands off my neh neh?"

Her words woke me up to the fact that my hands were grabbing a pair of boobs that belonged to her. Somewhat aroused, instead of releasing my grip, I started to squeeze her boobs in my hands. At this point, I did not care whether those boobs were lesbian or not. Chris struggled a bit when she realised I was massaging her boobs but relented after a while. I guess she must be feeling a bit horny too. And this marked the beginning of my Awkward FB relationship...

[logitech123]

camping for more...

[TB58]

good starting.......

[Xgenre]

Finding sperm in pussy is really bad. You better be safe too. If her lesbian partner is infected due to raw sex, she might not be clean too.

[makka111]

My first "teh ni" session in the warehouse did not last long, because there were other colleagues milling about. Chris gave me a you-are-a-cheeky-bastard look after I released her and went about doing her work. For me, it was a totally new and surreal experience, lesbian boobs some more.

After work, I went to apologize to Chris and explained that I couldn't help myself. I was very afraid that she might report me for molest, lesbian or not.

"Seng, it's ok. No need to say sorry. I think I needed that "high" feeling too. No harm done so I think we just forget about the whole thing okay?" she said.

I was relieved she wasn't angry about it. Then I got brave and asked why she like to "kwey shio" with me during work.

"You also noticed ah? It is my own way of being naughty lah, cheap thrill lor. Maybe I am trying to get back at my ex."

"Wah lau, you use me as a revenge tool like that. And I stupidly counsel you past few days. Anyway, what exactly did she do to you?"

"You really want to know? Follow me."

Chris brought me to a room where we store all our used packaging material. It was secluded during work hours as nobody goes there except to deposit used boxes (for recycling later). It was even more secluded now that it was past knock-off time. She sat me down on a stack of folded up cardboxes.

"This is what she did."

She unzipped my fly and yanked my penis out of its underwear. I was too shocked to do anything, and it was damn painful the way she pulled it out. She bent down and started to suck on my cock. Not very expert leh, compared to the FLs which I patronised later on in life. Her teeth kept biting into my cock. From the porno tapes (yes, that time was still using VHS tapes) I had watched, I knew it wasn't supposed to feel like this.

"Oy, stop lah stop lah!" I yelled, "KNN, pain leh! Ooooyyyyyyy!!!"

Chris stopped and said that she caught her girlfriend doing this to a guy at their rented place when she went back one day. Chris had moved out from her parents' home and been staying on her own ever since she started working. So she was quite upset that her girlfriend was doing this at their love nest. In a normal relationship, I guess this is the same as finding your wife in bed with another man when you go home from work.

Upon questioning, Chris's girlfriend was unapologetic and arrogantly declared that she liked a real man's cock inside her, not some silicone substitute. This got Chris's temperature to Mount Pinatubo eruption level. After a heated argument, the girl left after packing her stuff with the guy. A few days later, she called Chris to break off their relationship. That was when I found her in the depressed state mentioned earlier.

"So now how, you okay already right? Steady ah?" I said, keeping my injured equipment and zipping up my fly.

Chris was silent for a while and then said "I also want a cock inside me."


NEXT UP - Turning a butch into a bitch...

[makka111]

@xgenre, thank you for concern. It happened a long time ago (VHS tape era) and I am now happily married (not to Chris) with kids.

[makka111]

Warehouse nowadays got so many marvelous machines. No need to use ladder like what happened last time. Anyway, back to ...

Turning a butch into a bitch.

"Huh?? You want cock inside you? Mine?" I asked nervously.

"Yes, I want to know what that bitch feels until it is so "song" that she dump me" came the quick reply, "Can you help me please?"

OK, now I know it is wrong to take advantage of someone who is on the rebound, even if the person is a lesbo. Secondly, Chris is a friend and it felt wrong somehow. Thirdly, it seemed like I am a revenge tool. But all of these moral considerations flew out the window when Chris took off her polo tee and bra and I was facing a real life pair of 35C boobs (checked her bra label later so I know). I was in shock again, wah lan, how come Chris got so huge breasts? Nabeh, all this while she was rubbing her 35Cs against me during work and I didn't have a clue.

Animal instincts took over. I reached out to touch them, then fondled them. Started to kiss and suck on them. Chris just stood there and closed her eyes. I think she was not sure how to go about this. For me, I just recalled those porno tapes and repeat what the actors did. Chris started moaning softly on cue. At that point, I didn't care that she was lesbo or not. I only knew that this girl wanted my cock inside her. I started to unpack my "equipment' again while maintaining the suction on her breasts. Very firm leh (due to long periods of being bound up?) and bouncy too.

I asked her lie down on an unused table in the tiny storeroom while I struggled to remove my jeans. Reminded myself never to wear skinny jeans again. I remembered those porno always show the guy preparing the pussy for penetration by licking it so I quickly pulled out Chris's pants and undies (nabeh, it is those un-glam, granny-type knickers) and found a hairy forest. There was no turning back now so I pulled aside the hairs gently to reveal a pink pussy. Looked just like any normal pussy, nothing fantastic or unusual, and started to paint it with my tongue. She moaned more noisily now.

My cock stood at attention after some minutes of painting. Mai tu liao, I gave Chris a teeko look to let her know I was coming in. I placed my hard cock on her pussy lips (all wet with my saliva) and slowly pushed it inside her.

"Ow, ow" she whimpered softly (later on, I found out that Chris and her girlfriend used a smooth two-headed dildo and lots of KY to satisfy themselves. So her natural juices were not enough lubricant to accommodate a real rough cock, not yet anyway). I told her to relax and tried my best not to discomfort her. I started to pump slowly when the full length of my cock was inside her. This was when she really enjoyed getting fucked by a real cock. How she moaned was the same as what is in those porno DVDs so just use your imagination.

I could feel her pussy muscles clamping on my cock, which made me even hornier as I pumped her more vigorously. Could tell she had more than a few satisfying orgasms as her pussy gushed uncontrollably. After some time, I also felt my cock throbbing and pulled it out in time to release my load on her tummy.

It seemed that I had unwittingly turned a butch into a bitch...

[makka111]

Later on, I found out from friends that most butches who take the plunge after careful consideration to commit to a normal man-woman relationship seldom turn back. I am not saying it is the rule so maybe the logic is once they have tried it, they will never give up on it.

[silvers]

good story there, hoping for more

[makka111]

Racking my memory cells to paint a visualisation of Chris...

Age: 22 (then)
Height: 1.68m
Weight: 59kg (slightly chubby, baby fats type)
Neh: 35C - confirmed.
Waist: never measured. About 28-30"
Hips: never measured. I guess 32-34"
Looks: nothing to crow about, a bit nerdy but definitely not masculine look.
Hair: Tomboy page cut.
Education: local poly grad. But can swear like old granny if you press her wrong buttons.
Complexion: surprisingly fair and good skin all over, really.
Favorite position: Doggy (after rehabilitation by me)

I cannot publish my picture with her here because (SPOILER ALERT)
she is also happily married (not to me) with THREE kids.

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by makka111

Later on, I found out from friends that most butches who take the plunge after careful consideration to commit to a normal man-woman relationship seldom turn back. I am not saying it is the rule so maybe the logic is once they have tried it, they will never give up on it.

I agree! Personally converted 2 ladies(1 lesbian, 1 butch) to bisexuals. It's because we use our dicks differently. We put our full weight behind our cock in a missionary position. So the thrusting is more powerful. Lesbians with strap on dildos just move in and out in a missionary position without leaning their body weight forwards. So not as forceful, not as shiok.

Be careful. Once they tried it, they will want more! Supply of sperm very hard to keep up with demand for sex.

[simple2kee]

interesting story, well done! hope to hear more updates.

[diputs1269]

Very nice and refreshing story, waiting for more updates.

[makka111]

Apologies to have kept you all waiting. Past two days overseas....

Perhaps we were both pai-sei after that "1st time", we did not get intimate again for the next few days, just the normal chit-chat and jokes at work. But after that few days, back to normal: Chris still used every opportunity to "kwey shio" with me. I decided to drop a hint to see if she was still interested to continue our special relationship.

"Oy, that day you bit me very painful leh," I told Chris when finally we had the chance to speak in private when we were in the warehouse were alone. You may wonder why I didn't sms her. Well, during VHS-era, handphones were not ubiquitous yet and only towkays could afford the f**king expensive Motorola "water-bottles". KNN, even Chris's ex-girlfriend called our office line to announce the break-off to her.

"Then you teach me how to do it lah!" came the sarcastic reply.

"Nabeh, if I could do it, I'd be gay." I scolded her in jest. But I took this as her hint that she was keen to explore further. At that time, I had no girlfriend so could only PCC to porno tapes. Ah, idea!

The next day, I passed her one of my treasured collection of uncensored Jap porn. I think it was a period costume one because the actors were all in the funny hairstyle and kimonos. "You stay alone right? Nah, bring home to watch and learn."

"You come watch with me lah. My landlord overseas this week. Or you scared I bite you again?" Chris countered. I thumbed my nose at her and so it was on. We went to Chris's rented place after work.

Chris popped the tape in the player and we watched the tape. Starting of tape was very boring, with the actress slowly taking off her kimono and rubbing herself alone in a room on tatami. Chris was a bit aroused though, watching the actress fingering her pussy. I took the chance to put my hand on one of her 35Cs. Feels good massaging it. Then the actress started moaning very loud and Chris got really sexcited. She sat up and started to take off her clothes and motioned for me to help her. I guess as the dominant partner in her former relationship, she was used to ordering her partner about.

After undressing her, Chris spread her legs apart, grabbed my hair and stuffed my head into her pussy without warning! I was already horny while taking off her clothes but this forced muff-diving really stiffened my cock. I found myself in a kneeling position giving Chris a really good licking because (1) she had bothered to shave her pussy very recently and (2) I was sure she was going to let me fuck her again.

Her shaved pussy looked very inviting and I was still licking it even after she had let go of my hair (I think she came once). I only stopped when she pulled me away and sat me on the sofa. Oh, the actor in the porn tape had entered the scene and the actress was sucking on his cock. Lesson time! I adjusted my seating position so that Chris could do the blowjob while watching the TV. Chris learnt really fast as I could not feel her teeth biting me so much. I looked down and saw her covering her teeth with her lips exactly like the porn actress while sucking on my shaft. Watching a girl blow me always turns me on, even today. I got excited and started to thrust my cock involuntarily deeper into Chris's mouth, making her gag slightly.

When she could not managed the size of my expanding cock (first time doing proper blowjob mah), she let go of it and coughed a fair bit, "sorry ah *cough *cough* I can't take it. Too big." My heart melted a bit because I could see Chris was trying hard to give me a good blow.

"It's ok, now my turn to take care of you," and without further wasting time, I positioned her on the sofa with a legs wide open and forced my cock all the way into her pussy (lesson over - nobody was watching the tv now). This time, I could feel the entire confined space of Chris's tight pussy with my fully erect cock. This turned me on even more and prompted me to pump her harder. Chris kept moaning "big, big, big" while her cunt juices kept gushing out. After a good 15 minutes of hard action, her pussy was so wet with her multiple orgasms that I could not feel my cock inside her anymore.

"Why you take out?" Chris asked. I told her I can't feel anything as she was too wet. Chris then went into her room and dried her crotch with a towel. I tried to go in again. Alamak, now she was too dry! I was damn horny so I told her I will fuck her mouth instead. I grabbed her head and forced my cock into her gaping mouth. She choked a bit but managed to gulp it down. I could see her saliva spilling out the corners of her mouth. We were in the classic porno blowjob pose where the guy is standing with his hands ramming the girl's head into his cock while she is on her knees.

I could not hold it any longer and exploded in Chris's mouth. I had rammed her mouth so hard, my sperm was spilling out from her nostrils! Chris sucked off the remains on my cock and said sperm was something she had not tasted before. I asked her how it was. She said it was a bit bitter but she did not know what to do so she swallowed the whole load. Her nose hurt a bit when my sperm rushed out from her throat to her nostrils but she said she could handle the slight pain. Chris is one tough cookie.

She asked me how was her blowjob. I said she was learning fast and I had enjoyed it very much. Then I asked her if she can become my girlfriend. She said I was crazy. Chris said that she let me fuck her only because of our common biological needs. She needed to get high on sex, so did I. Nabeh, even when fucking, she can be so analytical.