Aquas... (not e mineral water please)..

[singexpat]

Dear Bros,

juz suddenly wanna share my brisk experiences here...

Was "cheated" to Serangoon Road (Little India) by my work colleague 6yrs ago..
was after work n he suggested to have prata here.. (dun know y i was so naive at tht time)..

Then he brought me walked those dard alleyways...
KNN... then e aquas like cat smell fish like tht.. all start to come out..

then, 1 of them GRAB my BALLS in plain view of everyone!!!
never felt so paiseh in my life b4..
reali covering my balls n butt as i walked through e whole alley..

Now, I know how being MOLESTED feels like...

dunno any bros here have e same experience.. Please share please share..

[Big Sexy]

Alamak must be desker road la.... i give u a good suggestion..2rmow u bring Uncle DNAT there for loti prata there and then walk down the same street.... let the ah gua molest him also

Originally Posted by singexpat

Dear Bros,

Was "cheated" to Serangoon Road (Little India) by my work colleague 6yrs ago..Now, I know how being MOLESTED feels like...

[nakamara]

wah...so hiong come out with a thread on ah guas ah??? ~_~!!

well well well...last time still a lower sec boy and i went exploring the backlanes of desker with my friends...see all ah ma aunty type was pretty confused y ppl wanna hire pros...then came to a house that have young n pretty chicks...i was gawking at them when one came out wearing white panties, white translucent blouse w/o bra n talked to me...in a low voice...knn limpeh peng...i just hurried off and i think he/she is scolding me...lol

2 yrs ago went changi have supper and saw those ah guas there...really very chut...i walk over and they saw some funny words on my t-shirt n di siao me...i juz laugh laugh walk past and one of them came from the back n slip his/her hand under my tee and grab my chest there while like hugging me...needless to say, my friends n i bolted out of there...almost had a car accident too...hahaha

still got many other minor brushes with those trans la...haha but quite funny also

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by Big Sexy

Alamak must be desker road la.... i give u a good suggestion..2rmow u bring Uncle DNAT there for loti prata there and then walk down the same street.... let the ah gua molest him also

haha.. Bro, I'm station overseas ah..
but i dun mind baja e roti prata n u bring Uncle DNAT there..

plus teh tarik or kopi no prob..

[MahjongSiao]

hahaha...cute...

i rememeber when i was only 15-16....went to Johore Road with my 2 other friends.... a aqua told us that he/she POTONG liao....and she could do pole dancing very well.... that time still young & naive... no see POTONG cunt b4... no see POLE LANCING b4....so pay her some money to see.... ended up in her room... having biology class... wahahahahah...showing us her proud POTONG cunt... ...nothing special though... hair...no lan...no cunt...just hair & 1 small nipple somewhere immersed in the hair....she say that one for urine. whahahahaha.... yucks....now i think of that scenario...oso feel like puking..

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by nakamara

needless to say, my friends n i bolted out of there...almost had a car accident too...hahaha

still got many other minor brushes with those trans la...haha but quite funny also

scared later kana red card for out of topic.. so start new thread loh..

think u very fated with aquas ah..

i have a friend who is damn on aquas one.. e same bastard who brought me to Desker..
he can say that aqua service good cos understand man..

i remember askin him if he go for BJ or FJ, he told me everything..

Reali wanna vomit when i hear tht..

[daryl76]

normal la... especially in the back alleys there, had my balls grabbed there b4, somemore can put my hands on his/her boobs and she started moaning there in the middle of the alley... heehee damn funny

[walkingdick]

I once gave a face elbow to a fucking old perverted man in the MRT, yes! The fucking MRT, I have never felt such anger...no....it should be RAGE, the fucker stood close to me where there're space everywhere, and started to act blur by rubbing against me with the MRT movements, and I gave him the fully-charged muay thai elbow uppercut when I felt his fingers tickling my groin area - sent him reeling out of the train, onto the floor.

I did not care if he wore specs or the police or members of public stopped me, I yelled at him "what the FUCK are you doing, you fucking old freak!!!!"

If there's no such thing as law, I would have stomped him to death, really.

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by daryl76

normal la... especially in the back alleys there,

Bro, tht time i onli 19.. so reali shocked ah..
ya.. come to think of it, remembered they grab balls, plus grab hand n put on their (fake) boobies..

good experience for those Bros that wans to b desired..

[MahjongSiao]

Originally Posted by walkingdick

I once gave a face elbow to a fucking old perverted man in the MRT, yes! The fucking MRT, I have never felt such anger...no....it should be RAGE, the fucker stood close to me where there're space everywhere, and started to act blur by rubbing against me with the MRT movements, and I gave him the fully-charged muay thai elbow uppercut when I felt his fingers tickling my groin area - sent him reeling out of the train, onto the floor.

Hey!....i encountered same sceario b4.... was in the bus... saw a man dressed colorfully seating beside....staring at me... so i just look at him.....surprisingly...he spoke to me.... asking me where i bought my silk long sleeve shirt... so i told him in BKK lor....suddenly he raised his hands & rubbed my NIPPLES in circle. KNNCCB!!..... I pushed his hands away & asked him what is he doing!!...he told me wanna feel the material of my shirt..... I just kan him loudly & got up from the seat

[nakamara]

Originally Posted by singexpat

i have a friend who is damn on aquas one.. e same bastard who brought me to Desker..
he can say that aqua service good cos understand man..

Reali wanna vomit when i hear tht..

haha simi i got fate with ah guas? i sue u for u for slander then u know

Originally Posted by walkingdick

If there's no such thing as law, I would have stomped him to death, really.

next time i don't dare stand near him liao...later kena punched for no reason

[singexpat]

Originally Posted by nakamara

haha simi i got fate with ah guas? i sue u for u for slander then u know




next time i don't dare stand near him liao...later kena punched for no reason

waa.. sounds familiar ah.. u earnin 600k a year n hav gold plated tap in ur office toilet??
if so, i publish apology in papers n open 20 tables for u..

u bo tin tin touch people's bird confirm kanna k lah..
keep ur hands to urself lah...

[nakamara]

Originally Posted by singexpat

waa.. sounds familiar ah.. u earnin 600k a year n hav gold plated tap in ur office toilet??
if so, i publish apology in papers n open 20 tables for u..

u bo tin tin touch people's bird confirm kanna k lah..
keep ur hands to urself lah...

familiar huh! now u know my power hor? I'm earning 600/mth and wearing a gold PAINTED rolec ok? mai siao siao

haha cannot la...sometimes go pubs or disco i just let my hands run wild...lol got one time i di siao this laolan guy at dbl O. He think he very handsome but look like sissy n dance like sissy. I behind him and beside me got a girl facing me dancing ma...i flicked my hand back and stroke his ass making his turn around and thought it's the girl who did that. haha he looked n act cool in front of the girl n tried dirty dance with her but she walked away within a few secs...wah the stunned look on his face...priceless!!

haha pai seh...off topic again

[Castrol]

Originally Posted by nakamara

haha cannot la...sometimes go pubs or disco i just let my hands run wild...lol got one time i di siao this laolan guy at dbl O. He think he very handsome but look like sissy n dance like sissy.

bro you should sing the LMF cantonese song to him -
tui lun lay... yee wai ji kay ho lun yeng... tui na sing... hum kar leng... you know what the fuck i'm saying...

[nakamara]

Originally Posted by Castrol

bro you should sing the LMF cantonese song to him -
tui lun lay... yee wai ji kay ho lun yeng... tui na sing... hum kar leng... you know what the fuck i'm saying...

err...actually i don't know what the fuck r u saying...i can only say to him

Lei pok gai ah! sau pei la sei bhat por! see fut zai!