looking for companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty.

[discordpiggy]

Wah since so many people post and its school holidays, I oso post. With my good friend Hamster's approval after submitting my draft to him, below are the specs and requirements of my companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty. And in the spirit of XMAS 2013, this is what I can offer.

ME:
1. FAT aka ah pui;
2. not tall yet dont like wear heels cos clumsy;
3. speak 3 languages - Hokkien, cantonese, singlish;
4. Reddish hair ah lian style;
5. lang ga face with many potholes like orange peel;
6. blind as bat cos 1 eye 1000 degree each;
7. super changi airport;
8. aunty dressing, definitely not your typical chio bu;
9. lau lang, bones pain one; and
10. super discreet cos boh peng you in SG one.

HE should possess

1. car;
2. min 1.73m (+/-);
3. min 65kg cos i ah pui at 70kg;
4. no need to go restaurants cos lau lang can eat at kopi tiam... you know the one leg on chair and the other leg on the floor like Phua Chu Kang style;
5. pocket money is $500 a month. just enough for aunty to go school; and
6. Preferably chinese, cos i can only speak above 3 languages.

Deal is

1. Lau lang weak bones cos lost calcium in body so boh sex involved one which also mean no any sexual related activity. can provide good conversation and is humourous lau aunty.

2. and willing to meet up 2-3 times a week.

3. all outing expenses you in charge lor.

ok, if swee, then pm me to be interviewed by my bro Hamster.

Kamsia for reading!

Hope you have song day ahead!

P/S: do not pm me to ask for SEX when i CLEARLY stated that BOH SEX and/or sexual related activity, pocket money of S$500 is my bus fare to meet up (cos I not familiar with mrt lines), in case I blur take wrong mrt line and wrong bus need to urgently take taxi. >.<

[ah rat]

Sis,sarpork sarpork

[guess67]

Interesting post

Support support sis

P.s. can help me draft a post too?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Sis,sarpork sarpork

wah! ah rat peng chang!!! kamsia kamsia!

[WOOHOO]

lai lai lai support support DP

draft one or me too leh

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by guess67

Interesting post

Support support sis

P.s. can help me draft a post too?

merci beaucoup pour le soutien!!!!

Can!!! of cos, pls let me know your requirements. eg; got sex no sex; lau lang bones can handle doggie and other innovative patterns or high class makan like foie gras /caviar with dom perignon requirements etc...

and of cos, your self description...BIG beautiful butt provided, and the rest is ai mai, cannot bargain types. ;P

swee boh? guess67 sis

[Benong1975]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

Wah since so many people post and its school holidays, I oso post. With my good friend Hamster's approval after submitting my draft to him, below are the specs and requirements of my companion / sugar uncle for a jobless broke lau lang aunty. And in the spirit of XMAS 2013, this is what I can offer.

ME:
1. FAT aka ah pui;
2. not tall yet dont like wear heels cos clumsy;
3. speak 3 languages - Hokkien, cantonese, singlish;
4. Reddish hair ah lian style;
5. lang ga face with many potholes like orange peel;
6. blind as bat cos 1 eye 1000 degree each;
7. super changi airport;
8. aunty dressing, definitely not your typical chio bu;
9. lau lang, bones pain one; and
10. super discreet cos boh peng you in SG one.

HE should possess

1. car;
2. min 1.73m;
3. min 65kg cos i ah pui at 70kg;
4. no need to go restaurants cos lau lang can eat at kopi tiam... you know the one leg on chair and the other leg on the floor like Phua Chu Kang style;
5. pocket money is $500 a month. just enough for aunty to go school; and
5. Preferably chinese, cos i can only speak above 3 languages.

Deal is

1. Lau lang weak bones cos lost calcium in body so boh sex involved one. can provide good conversation and is humourous lau aunty.

2. and willing to meet up 2-3 times a week.

3. all outing expenses you in charge lor.

ok, if swee, then pm me to be interviewed by my bro Hamster.

Kamsia for reading!

Hope you have song day ahead!

Uncle n aunty long tong lai liao

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

lai lai lai support support DP

draft one or me too leh

WOOHOO sis, you got special diet one?! like no egg yolk and lean meat kind so that low cholesterol?!

also you like young boys with tender meat?! but they must sarpork you cos they young they should provide for lau lang like the gahmen said?!

oso, your self intro is can see but cannot touch isit?! because wait touch liao glass break! if ok, i draft for you.

kamsia for sarpork!

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by Benong1975

Uncle n aunty long tong lai liao

kamsia uncle Benong1975

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

WOOHOO sis, you got special diet one?! like no egg yolk and lean meat kind so that low cholesterol?!

also you like young boys with tender meat?! but they must sarpork you cos they young they should provide for lau lang like the gahmen said?!

oso, your self intro is can see but cannot touch isit?! because wait touch liao glass break! if ok, i draft for you.

kamsia for sarpork!

dun like young lol must have chemistry, mmm toouching wise must see who ma
wo no special diet de i'm a hawker gluttn
especially food with high cholesterol all my favourites

[acidicavex]

Why height must be 1.73 u dunno lau liao will kui jwee????

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by WOOHOO

dun like young lol must have chemistry, mmm toouching wise must see who ma
wo no special diet de i'm a hawker gluttn
especially food with high cholesterol all my favourites

wait! wait! wait!

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range);
2. cannot touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WooHoo!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food.

swee boh, WOOHOO sis?

[discordpiggy]

Originally Posted by acidicavex

Why height must be 1.73 u dunno lau liao will kui jwee????

simi! i nver ask u apply!!!! 173cm is minimum... cos i follow jap cute boy height ma... a lot sg men this height hor...

no hard and fast rule. if yan eh, 170cm i oso pass! :P

[WOOHOO]

Originally Posted by discordpiggy

wait! wait! wait!

1. age - 35 to 45. (10 year range);
2. cannot touch touch, unless approved, QC checked and ISO-ed by WooHoo!
3. looks, must be a bit lau yan lau yan types... and not too ka tek, minumum, 1.75m (+/-)
4. special offer is can eat, Ojian, chakway tiao, LAK-SA ai hum... etc hawker food.

swee boh, WOOHOO sis?

wah swee swee swee heehee can also add no need car can take public transport de kekekekekeke

[guess67]

I dont know what is my requirement leh got chemistry, kan de shun yan jiu ok