Kua simi Lan!!???

walkingdick · #1 06-09-2005, 08:14 AM

*Pissed* was trying to "chat up" with a MM at GL, and EVERY TIME I approached one, a few old farts would suddenly appear and leer at my targets. This has happened before, I did not mind then, but now it's getting very irritating.

The last straw was when a fucking drunk uncle shoved his way (yes the fucker shoved me) to get a "close up" view of the MM. The MM got nervous and walked away, CCB I almost wanted to STOMP the geezer.

Any bros got this problem? Fucking drunk geezers who leer (some try to act blur) when you try to do pick ups.

oakleyeug · #2 06-09-2005, 09:56 AM

Very simple ask that uncle if he drunk or not, if he is not then tell him to get a life, if he is tell him does he knows his age bo drink so much do u think still can stand or not.....

If all else fail........

Make sure u wear something comfortable and kick his ass and run.... When u run make sure u shout run police lai liao run....

Juz my 2 SG cents worth.

Oak

QooMilk · #3 06-09-2005, 10:08 AM

Bro oakleyeug u damn good sia with idea, I like the part "Make sure u wear something comfortable and kick his ass and run.... When u run make sure u shout run police lai liao run...." hahaha

Castrol · #4 06-09-2005, 10:19 AM

so the uncle is not only high on alcohol, he's also high on sperm count!

singexpat · #5 06-09-2005, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Castrol

so the uncle is not only high on alcohol, he's also high on sperm count!

ya.. n low on money too.. thts y so cheap thrill...

Castrol · #6 06-09-2005, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by singexpat

ya.. n low on money too.. thts y so cheap thrill...

haha... maybe he just wanted to get higher by sniffing all the ladies standing there...

ricardo · #7 06-09-2005, 10:56 AM

like tat say uncle good meh? if one day i no money liao go there for cheap thrill how?

vasquex · #8 06-09-2005, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by walkingdick

*Pissed* was trying to "chat up" with a MM at GL, and EVERY TIME I approached one, a few old farts would suddenly appear and leer at my targets. This has happened before, I did not mind then, but now it's getting very irritating.

The last straw was when a fucking drunk uncle shoved his way (yes the fucker shoved me) to get a "close up" view of the MM. The MM got nervous and walked away, CCB I almost wanted to STOMP the geezer.

Any bros got this problem? Fucking drunk geezers who leer (some try to act blur) when you try to do pick ups.

I was shopping in a sex shop at Bugis. The owner was nicely explaining to me on the use this 'devise' which I intend to get for my then-gf when this old man kept looking and stood very near to us. The owner automatically asked that old guy to fuck off in a nice way. Can learn the tactic from this owner. Not bad.

singexpat · #9 06-09-2005, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ricardo

like tat say uncle good meh? if one day i no money liao go there for cheap thrill how?

let me know.. i give u $20 go Desker n let u sniff..

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Originally Posted by Castrol

maybe he just wanted to get higher by sniffing all the ladies standing there...

Dun understand how come got such people so buay paiseh one..
reali throw men's face away..

bully · #10 06-09-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by vasquex

The owner automatically asked that old guy to fuck off in a nice way. Can learn the tactic from this owner. Not bad.

Care to share wat did the owner say?

vasquex · #11 06-09-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by bully

Care to share wat did the owner say?

Paiseh...the owner said something like this "Uncle, don't bother us. If you want to know more I explain to you later. Go look at other stuff first." and the old guy went away.

rocket cheongst · #12 06-09-2005, 11:24 AM

The last straw was when a fucking drunk uncle shoved his way (yes the fucker shoved me) to get a "close up" view of the MM. The MM got nervous and walked away, CCB I almost wanted to STOMP the geezer.

I think its a common sign in GL eso they would want to "tumpang" and see MM's in up-close. If they approach alone, maybe MM's will run away??

Just be tackful there, we go cheong, not arguement or anger....

oakleyeug · #13 06-09-2005, 11:42 AM

You can either kick his ass and turn around and shout AV lai liao, or you can knock his head and say "hey lao a ah ho say bo???? Long time no see". If you decided to try the second way let me know the success rate because I know out of 5 I taught only .5 succeed reason is because he got beaten less.

Oak

ricardo · #14 06-09-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vasquex

Paiseh...the owner said something like this "Uncle, don't bother us. If you want to know more I explain to you later. Go look at other stuff first." and the old guy went away.

no lah owner say "uncle all these give u oso no use lah, u dunno how to read instruction manual"

singexpat · #15 06-09-2005, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ricardo

no lah owner say "uncle all these give u oso no use lah, u dunno how to read instruction manual"

tink i'll juz stare at him hard.. real hard n hope he gets e hint..