Real True Massage Stories....Apple fans beware

[TankerMack]

All married man have the worry of getting caught visiting MPs. 2 years ago reservist time during the many hours talking cock in the bunk we were having heated arguments about iPhone or Android phone. Based on my experience was telling them if you own a macbook, apple tv, iPad and an iPhone you will truly understand why an iPhone can make your life better.

One of the members in the bunk later ask me for details. This year during reservist had coffee with him and saw that he was using an android. And this was his story....

1. First time he got an iPhone he came back and instead of syncing with his PC he decided to sync it with his wife's macbook, even though he never use a Mac before, without creating a new account. Wife was using an android phone. Over the next few weeks there were several upgrades and wife asked him to key in his iCloud password into her macbook. He did so without asking why. Wife went on a overseas work trip. During this time he got itch and decided to message his old ML. She msged back to his iPhone and sent some flirty msgs back. Got the address and he pop ed it and did the deed and came back home a happy man.

Monday wife came back and without saying anything she showed all the msgs that he had received and sent. Wife has synced his iMessages with her Macbook. He had absolutely no idea how iMessages worked. He had to admit everything and thru the app, find your friends, she also knew the rough location of his visit.

He had to admit his wrong and promised never to do it again.

2. If you thought the above story is ridiculous this is going to be worse. Same chap after a few months of hell, got things back on track with his wife. To gain her trust he did not change his iMessage password and allowed her to view all iMessages in her Macbook. After the paranoia period she started to give him less hell. For her birthday he bought her an iPad together with Apple TV. The following week during company Dinner and Dance he won another iPad.

He learnt his lesson this time around and made sure not to sync the iMessages with her Macbook. They watch a lot of TV shows and with the Apple TV realised that they could now stream most of the shows rather than download torrents. So one Sat afternoon they were watching project runway together lying down on the bed.

Now my friend wears thick glasses so instead of airplay to Apple TV he mirrored the screen. So wife watch on TV he watch on iPad. After the show ended he switched off the TV and decided to take a dump bringing his iPad with him.

I think you guys can imagine what happened next. Went to take a dump decided to check sammyboy forum page and was happily reading and requesting for contacts in KL to prepare things to do in KL for his upcoming work trip. Then he made sure he closed the page, deleted the google search and made sure nothing shows up on history.

Opened the toilet door, wife was standing in front of him. When he was in the toilet she switched the TV on and mirroring was still going on. She basically saw everything he was typing.

This occurred a few months ago. Now he is living in his mum's house, got rid of any Apple Products.

So guys beware.......

[TankerMack]

If you guys like what I have written do recommend me some msg places to go. I used to go a place in Chinatown that had Thai 29 yr old girl who gave nice massage. But now she has a sugar daddy thus not interested to work. Miss the way she does arousal.

The MP she worked at brought in a few thai girls. Last time I went the girl like too new. Instead of me getting aroused I had to keep telling her she was pretty. All she kept doing was stroke a bit and ask me "Am I Fat, Am I Fat?" It was si beh wtf moment. Getting massaged by low self esteemed girls is the worst shit ever. I had enough of telling my gfs they are pretty I did not have to come to a massage parlour and get this kind of shit. If this is considered Girlfriend feeling, the new thai girl got 100 marks.

[chameleon589]

The HC landscape in Singapore is very pathetic.Almost all HCs were raided and closed down during the recent few years by AV headed by a Tomboy who does not like man.They are trying to make Singapore into a pure virgin whiter than white island where everyone wears white.Even the PRC men who came to Singapore were surprised to find that Singapore is more communist than communist PRC.What to do as these civil servants think the people of Singapore are stupid obedient robots and do not have feelings and needs.

[Coronet Peak]

That is why I never use a smart phone or android.