Duke of Punggol offers more peanuts for stupid engineers

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PEASANTPORE: The starting peanuts for peasant sex engineers joining the Public Sex Service upon graduation will start from 3,800 peanuts a month, and those cheap IT serfs (ICT) from 4,000 peanuts, an average increase of 20 per cent, Duke of Punggol Teo CH announced in Imperial Court on Wednesday (Apr 13) as part of the Committee of Sex debate.

Additionally, the stipends of peasant engineers currently in the public service will be reviewed and raised if and only if cheaper Pinoys, Nehs or Commie PRCs cannot be hired, he added.

Those 1990s engineers left high and dry after promised jobs in wafer fabs can sign up as Uber drivers or take a queue number to jump Bedok Reservoir.

For fresh graduates, Duke Teo said the regime will pay a premium for peasant engineers with skills that are in high demand and short supply, such as using malware to steal dissenters' information and those in cybersex forensics, or those with niche spying skills that are specific and critical to the regime to deal with Jane Austen rebels.

This comes after he announced in February that the Public Sex Service will employ an additional 1,000 this year as existing lackeys are merely bean counters.

In Imperial Court, Duke Teo announced that the 70 per cent of the 1,000 new peasant engineers will support sex development needs, including transport and water systems after the spectacular failure of nationalised infrastructure cartels e.g. SMRT.

Labour Party is correct to point out quasi privatised bus and train companies still fail to performed despite given consistent fare hikes and monopolies and had to be rescued by Tarman's 1 billion peanuts bailout.

He also said that since there are too few local peasants to be hired, foreigners will be employed. Nothing new that IDA already paying for PRs to take up IT courses.

"KNNCCB, the entire Public Sex Service full of fat cats who compose poetry and write trash paper, only hiring foreigners and consultants to do all the work. No wonder SMRT fail big time, loss of face as we defended them in the past," Duke Teo added. "And for that we will employ foreigners to take leadership roles and expertise roles in those areas they likely to be loyal to Familee."

"Of course, if they tremble and obey, plus kowtow to Ruler Loong, then we welcome them to replace local peasants."

NEW SEX COMPETENCY FRAMEWORK

The regime will also developing competency sex frameworks for engineers from seven fat cat agencies, such as PUB and the Birdcage Development Board, in the second half of 2016.

The framework will articulate the sex postures and foreplay skills that public sector sex engineers require as they progress in their sex careers, said Duke Teo.

Duke Teo added that the regime will also build on existing programmes that agencies have in place for technical specialists, after realising many senior lackeys throughout the public sector still think DOS stands for Disk Operating System.

"Farking hell, this is a joke, many fat cats are talking thrash in agencies and ministries while the technical peasants who do the work kenna sacked. Even today, less than 10 vermins in IDA know the difference between Linux and Windows," he said.

MORE CENTRES OF SEX EXCELLENCE

The Regime is also in the process of establishing Centres of Sex Excellence in geospatial information and cyber sex security, said Duke Teo.

"In theory, we throw money to build sex centres that will aggregate all sex capabilities and build deep penetrative sex expertise in anal or vaginal sex," he added.

They will join another three Sex Centres of Excellence that have already been set up: JTC, for seeking rent from Geylang pimps, and R&R in turning Woodlands into the foreign workers' sex hub; the Defensive Sex Technology Agency, in the areas of storing soiled panties for Nihons, spying on Jane Austen rebels; and GovSex, for the digital sex transformation of the public sex sector.

"We have become a nation of bean counters and talk cock sing song sessions. We promoted smooth talking fat cats over peasants with solid engineering capabilities over time and see how they screw up SMRT and LTA," moaned Duke Teo.


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