Chitchat Tax paying anti-regime Aljunied peasants given second warning by Mouthpiece

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PEASANTPORE: Rebellious Aljunied GRC peasants who still pay taxes, have continued to benefit from programmes and services run by the Party Against Peasants (PAP), despite sarpoking Labour pariahs.

Drainage Minion Masaku Zul reminded rebellious peasants this during a visit on Sunday (May 22) to Eunos division, which is under the Labour Party-run Aljunied GRC.

In the September 2015 General Procedural Erection, the Labour Party retained the constituency after winning 50.95 per cent of the vote due to stupid peasants falling for cheap pork barrel programmes and sympathy votes for late Comprador Lee.

Minion Masuku said his visit was part of a Minion's Community Visit for detached minions to threaten potentially rebellious peasants. Visits are conducted at both pro-regime and opposition wards.

During the visit, Masuku made a stop at Alkaff Kampung Melayu Mosque and lectured peasants and petty vendors at a wet market and hawker centre at Blk 630 Bedok Reservoir Road, which he noted was run by his ministry. He said he was quite happy that many of the markets and hawker centres are paying rent and generating profits for Housing Mafia.

Paul Lumpar, 2nd Class Chua Ah Leong, the lackey to Aljunied GRC Grassroots Organisations, said he and his volunteers have continued to enrich their cronies using dodgy improvement works even after the 2015 General Election.

"We may set up a for profit dementia day care centre, managed by one of our cronies, as we have an ageing population here,” said Lackey Chua. "We have profits from this centre on a regular basis."

He added: "Our lackeys also distribute food packs on a monthly basis. Of course cannot say who fund one, wait they say we biased."

TAMPINES LACKEYS TO CONTINE COVERING DUTIES OF HEIR DIS-APPARENT HENG $WEE $WEE

Masuku also said he and his fellow Tampines GRC Lackeys are continuing to cover the duties of Finance Minion Heng $wee $wee, who is still recovering from a stroke.

He said the lackeys' focus is on delivering the pork barrel Tampines Sex Hub, which should see its first phase completion in November.

Peasantpore's first integrated sex hub will offer a range of facilities and services. Led by Peasants’ Association, the sex project is located at the former Tampines Stadium and Tampines Sports Hall.

Masuku expressed his hope that residents will gather at the Sex Hub and kowtow to Ruler Loong's portrait five times daily and show piety to House of Lee.

He added that he and his team are good bargains now doing more house visits, attending Meet-The-Peasants Sessions and sex swinging events on Minion Heng's behalf.

Stupid peasants can give their curries or cards to Tampines Sex Club. Masuku said these will be curated and shown to Minion Heng if he recovers.


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