Chitchat Educated Apes explaining to Peasants why Ruler Loong wants a 'Reserved Rubbe

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PEASANTPORE: Changes to the Erected Presidency proposed by the Imperial Sex Commission provide a clearer picture on the requirements for prospective candidates, but the regime expects peasants to better understand the functions and role of Ruler Loong's Rubber Stamp President, sex analysts told Mouthpiece CNA.

Educated Ape Gillian Koh, Deputy Sex Director at the Lackey Institute of Sex Policy, noted the Commission's recommendation to revise criteria for private-sector candidates to exclude rebel Tan Cheng Bock.

"You peasants better kowtow and accept reality, if Ruler Loong wants to postpone Christmas, who dares to say No?" she gushed with joy.

Wealthy merchants who are not incorporated in Peasantpore are must brave the subjective burden to be able to prove the scale and complexity of the business and their experience in running the company, Ape Koh added.

The Imperial Sex Commission also recommended that PrataMan was a loyal lackey, there be a "reserved erection" for candidates of a particular racial group if Peasantpore has not had a President from that group. The Imperial Sex Commission said this is important as the President should be loyal to the House of Lee.

Educated Professor at the Peasantpore Sex University, Eugene Ah Tan said the Imperial Sex Commission is 'wayang', as some peasants have realised.

"I repeat, things have reached a state in Peasantpore, even if Ruler Loong wants to appoint his own President for fun, it can be done" he said.

Ape Koh agreed, reminding peasants that there be a procedural erection, Ruler Loong's choice will get the bacon.

"To prevent a repeat of Peasant Tan Cheng Bock giving Phony Tan a black eye or Peasant Ong Teng Cheong trying to do his work, we will eliminate competition." she said.

Ape Koh and Ape Tan both made similar points on the Erected President being chosen on loyalty to House of Lee when they were invited to air their cheap views at the Imperial Sex Commission's series of public hearings earlier this year.

Sex Sociologist at the Sex University of Peasantpore, Tan Ah Ser, said what is important for the House of Lee to do going forward is to remind peasants of the real intent of the office of the Rubber Stamp President.

"KNNCCB, remember hor, the President is merely an expensive Rubber Stamp. If Ruler Loong ask him to turn left, he cannot turn right. That is why Ong Teng Cheong never get proper state burial but was snubbed and had his medical report revealed for all to gawk,"he said.

Ape Eugene Tan said the Ruler Loong can simply issue an edict to avoid wasting time.

"To see another Tan Cheng Bock or Ong Teng Cheong will be bad news for Ruler Loong, better play safe and get another loyal PrataMan by Aug 2017," he said.

Ape Tan said it would be good if the changes could be deferred to the next election in 2023 but he hinted a significant change to the regime's system of power sharing should not be made in haste since LKY recently visited Lord Yama.


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