Which is Joyce's cousin? She only told me of her sister in Aman, or is this her cousin instead? Joyce does not seem to like dfk though, visited few times & only manage to get lotsa kisses but no tongue fight. Other than this, everything is perfect for me on her, oozes cuteness 110% for me though I no more young.
Funny thing is the captain does not seem to like her? He keeps saying she CMI one, but if u like her go try. Not once but twice when I visited he downplays her, felt bad for her.
My flu and fever is gone but am still plagued by a persistent dry cough. I suspect I might have caught the HMPV virus. Sigh. French booster shot will have to wait least I infect the entire Aman clinic staff. Lol
Good to know that CC is now operational for these remaining One6 girls. Young seniors/senior punks like us can only manage one shot every few hours. Having that 1 shot package will ensure our continual support. Lol
IMHO Mr Army Boy should quit CS altogether instead of wasting his SAF salary flipping cars while subconsciously looking for the next Ellen. Lol
Have a speedy recovery, dai gor. Now that LA has reopened, we are waiting for you to organize our CNY reunion gathering.
I also recalled vaguely that Mr army boy said he is a weapon specialist. But dunno why his own weapon always kenna IA leh HAHAHAHAHA
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Originally Posted by tarma69
Good news: LA spa reopens again today! And your ex French Queen is still in LA.
Sadly 越南老师 is on menses break so I have to find a substitute for my saliva exchange program.
Old uncle me thinks Mr Army Boy very hard (no pun intended) to quit CS de lah. As the saying goes, "Once a chiongster, always a chiongster". It's never a question of why, only a question of where, when and which girl??
Coolie me poor like a church mouse, where got money to feed Ellen's entire village sia!?
Your spy chief betrayed me again! FR cumming up tomorrow.
Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe
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Originally Posted by devion
Which is Joyce's cousin? She only told me of her sister in Aman, or is this her cousin instead? Joyce does not seem to like dfk though, visited few times & only manage to get lotsa kisses but no tongue fight. Other than this, everything is perfect for me on her, oozes cuteness 110% for me though I no more young.
Funny thing is the captain does not seem to like her? He keeps saying she CMI one, but if u like her go try. Not once but twice when I visited he downplays her, felt bad for her.
Haiz, I also didn't manage to unlock dfk despite repeated RTFs. Only Datuk level can unlock. The rest of us can only stand one corner and suck thumb.
Can't blame the captain... you and I who didn't flip car with Joyce are still in the minority 20%. The other majority 80% F the captain day in day out. So if you put yourself in the captain's shoes what would you say?? Hahahaha
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Your new found French queen LJ8 is still in LA. While not as spacious as CC rooms, at least we can makan sharks fin soup again!
Old uncle me vaguely recalls that Mr Army Boy is holding a senior NCO rank or something like dat... so should be able to feed her village for at least a month or so bah??
Tom yum saliva damn ped mak! 国泰老师 even hornier than OP5 sia.
Old uncle me thinks Mr Army Boy very hard (no pun intended) to quit CS de lah. As the saying goes, "Once a chiongster, always a chiongster". It's never a question of why, only a question of where, when and which girl??
Coolie me poor like a church mouse, where got money to feed Ellen's entire village sia!?
Your spy chief betrayed me again! FR cumming up tomorrow.
Alright then, I can still make do with LA tho I still prefer the more spacious CC rooms. At least got some nice facilities to relax and enjoy after the bonk.
Senior NCO ah? Can lah, depending on how developed the village is, can probably feed for at least 2 to 3 months based on my conservative estimates. Quit CS? During my GL chiong days, a senior chiongster once said, "You can take the girl out of GL but can you take the GL out of you??" Bwahahaha
Aiseh! I never knew that 国泰老师 is so hiong in the room. See her always looking so demure and unpretentious on the sofa...
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My flu and fever is gone but am still plagued by a persistent dry cough. I suspect I might have caught the HMPV virus. Sigh. French booster shot will have to wait least I infect the entire Aman clinic staff. Lol
Good to know that CC is now operational for these remaining One6 girls. Young seniors/senior punks like us can only manage one shot every few hours. Having that 1 shot package will ensure our continual support. Lol
IMHO Mr Army Boy should quit CS altogether instead of wasting his SAF salary flipping cars while subconsciously looking for the next Ellen. Lol
176? I think mean 167. She badly needs your training to beef up her servicing skills, just like how you used to train OP5. Lol Tiagong Joyce's cousin can't speak English or Chinese, so she might be tough to train even by Google Translate. Then again, it might be a walk in the park for our Mr Trainer.
Oh, you were the one who intro Mr Army Boy to Ellen? But I have to admit that they look quite matching. Lol! I believe his SAF salary and bonus can feed her village for at least a month or 2 lah. Only our Datuk's salary can feed them for at least a year or 2, and still got some spare change left to chiong JB spas. Lol
I'm waiting for his juicy spicy FR too. According to my Aman spy chief our Datuk got raped damn jialat jialat while 国泰老师 was making a hell lot of noise in the room which he can hear even from the other end of the corridor. Lol!
Rest well, bro. This HMPV is spreading fast and furious like machiam another covid outbreak. Some of my colleagues also kenna after their recent biz trips.
Ah yes, I meant 167. Train her?? Ah Tiam said she can converse in Chinese well, so should be easier to train than Joyce's cousin. Should I take up the challenge? Let me do some pre assessment the next time I'm there to see if it's worth my time and effort. Bwahahaha.
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Originally Posted by Harvest
Have a speedy recovery, dai gor. Now that LA has reopened, we are waiting for you to organize our CNY reunion gathering.
I also recalled vaguely that Mr army boy said he is a weapon specialist. But dunno why his own weapon always kenna IA leh HAHAHAHAHA
Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe
Haiz, I also didn't manage to unlock dfk despite repeated RTFs. Only Datuk level can unlock. The rest of us can only stand one corner and suck thumb.
Can't blame the captain... you and I who didn't flip car with Joyce are still in the minority 20%. The other majority 80% F the captain day in day out. So if you put yourself in the captain's shoes what would you say?? Hahahaha
You know why his weapon always IA? Becuz Mr Army Boy never clear chamber to remove all the Ellen debris stuck in his big and small head. BWAHAHAHAHA
Khru lae nak rian aow gan... Like typical JAV storyline. Kinky! HAHAHA
Datuk level can probably unlock, agree. BUT the problem is our Datuk boh hue Joyce leh. What to do? BWAHAHAHA
Old uncle me thinks Mr Army Boy very hard (no pun intended) to quit CS de lah. As the saying goes, "Once a chiongster, always a chiongster". It's never a question of why, only a question of where, when and which girl??
Coolie me poor like a church mouse, where got money to feed Ellen's entire village sia!?
Your spy chief betrayed me again! FR cumming up tomorrow.
That's why he is my spy chief and watching your every move: when you arrived, which girl you called and how much noise he can hear from your room. Lol!
Yet another sizzling Tom Yum FR from our Datuk. Looks like we've all underestimated this unassuming 国泰老师. Lol
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Originally Posted by Harvest
Have a speedy recovery, dai gor. Now that LA has reopened, we are waiting for you to organize our CNY reunion gathering.
I also recalled vaguely that Mr army boy said he is a weapon specialist. But dunno why his own weapon always kenna IA leh HAHAHAHAHA
Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe
Haiz, I also didn't manage to unlock dfk despite repeated RTFs. Only Datuk level can unlock. The rest of us can only stand one corner and suck thumb.
Can't blame the captain... you and I who didn't flip car with Joyce are still in the minority 20%. The other majority 80% F the captain day in day out. So if you put yourself in the captain's shoes what would you say?? Hahahaha
Thanks bro. I've been coughing for days while you guys are having fun. Life is unfair but at least reading the juicy FRs and gossiping about Mr Army Boy lifted my spirits. Lol!
Yes - at this rate that our Datuk is going (and bonking) it's a matter of time he will break my 1.5hrs record, which makes me suddenly miss Nana. Lol
Ahh, the Pareto principle 80/20 rule also applies to unlocking of DFK:
80% flip car, 20% didn't
Out of this 20%, 80% can't unlock DFK, 20% managed to unlock.
That works out to be only a depressing 4% success rate! The odds are stacked heavily against the average chiongster. How to be in that top 4%? Don't be average, be a Datuk. Lol!
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Rest well, bro. This HMPV is spreading fast and furious like machiam another covid outbreak. Some of my colleagues also kenna after their recent biz trips.
Ah yes, I meant 167. Train her?? Ah Tiam said she can converse in Chinese well, so should be easier to train than Joyce's cousin. Should I take up the challenge? Let me do some pre assessment the next time I'm there to see if it's worth my time and effort. Bwahahaha.
You know why his weapon always IA? Becuz Mr Army Boy never clear chamber to remove all the Ellen debris stuck in his big and small head. BWAHAHAHAHA
Khru lae nak rian aow gan... Like typical JAV storyline. Kinky! HAHAHA
Datuk level can probably unlock, agree. BUT the problem is our Datuk boh hue Joyce leh. What to do? BWAHAHAHA
Thanks, bro. Yea, my OC and her family kenna too. But I'm the only one still coughing. Sigh.
I encourage you to go take up that challenge. You have a proven solid track record. See how ang pai OP5 is now! Lol
If I were Mr Army Boy I will work doubly hard to get my weapon working again before I engage in CS. I'm not sure what kind of sexual thrill he derives from flipping cars and wasting tax payers' money?? Lol!
I can guarantee with my balls that our Datuk falls into the 4% category. If you can recall, I've even offered him a money back guarantee last year but he has no balls to take up the challenge to prove me wrong. Lol
Bro Devion feels sad for Joyce because the captain doesn't like her. I feel sad for Joyce because our Datuk doesn't like her too. Lol!
Wonderful! Tiagong Thai Wang spa also reopened liao and OP5 has a new number now. Looking forward to One6's reopening by CNY!
Wah if our Datuk is poor like a church mouse then the rest of us no hope liao. Datuk, your Thai flavoured spicy FR damn aroi mak mak. Khun kru raping nak rian for over an hour.... You are gonna break our dai gor's 1.5hr record very soon. Hehehehe
Yup. Now that Thai Wang has reopened, think One6 should reopen soon. OP5 went back to LA le. She damn poor thing... kenna bullied by her ex manager Ruby and some of the girls. I saw the scars on her body.
No way am I breaking the legendary Mr Oppa's Olympic record. One hour old uncle me already almost died cock standing liao!
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Alright then, I can still make do with LA tho I still prefer the more spacious CC rooms. At least got some nice facilities to relax and enjoy after the bonk.
Senior NCO ah? Can lah, depending on how developed the village is, can probably feed for at least 2 to 3 months based on my conservative estimates. Quit CS? During my GL chiong days, a senior chiongster once said, "You can take the girl out of GL but can you take the GL out of you??" Bwahahaha
Aiseh! I never knew that 国泰老师 is so hiong in the room. See her always looking so demure and unpretentious on the sofa...
Ohh, I know who that senior GL chiongster is! Tiagong he uprooted his life in SG just to be with his tirak in LOS.... gave up his citizenship and took out all his cpf money. Power! Old uncle me thinks he has truly "taken the GL out of himself".
国泰老师 is an angel on the sofa and a devil in the bedroom. Old uncle me had to raise white flag before she let me go...
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Originally Posted by MichaelWongYW
That's why he is my spy chief and watching your every move: when you arrived, which girl you called and how much noise he can hear from your room. Lol!
Yet another sizzling Tom Yum FR from our Datuk. Looks like we've all underestimated this unassuming 国泰老师. Lol
If I were Mr Army Boy I will work doubly hard to get my weapon working again before I engage in CS. I'm not sure what kind of sexual thrill he derives from flipping cars and wasting tax payers' money?? Lol!
I can guarantee with my balls that our Datuk falls into the 4% category. If you can recall, I've even offered him a money back guarantee last year but he has no balls to take up the challenge to prove me wrong. Lol
Bro Devion feels sad for Joyce because the captain doesn't like her. I feel sad for Joyce because our Datuk doesn't like her too. Lol!
Wahh... must siam bumping into your spy chief next time!
To give Mr Army Boy some credit, at least he has tried seeking medical help and taking ED pills. But I guess the Ellen psychological factor is hindering his recovery.
Walao... Already told you that Joyce is not my type mah! Why waste your money backed guarantee? Might as well use that rm258 to blanja old uncle me a few rounds of chicken chop and sharks fin soup.
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Ahh, the Pareto principle 80/20 rule also applies to unlocking of DFK:
80% flip car, 20% didn't
Out of this 20%, 80% can't unlock DFK, 20% managed to unlock.
That works out to be only a depressing 4% success rate! The odds are stacked heavily against the average chiongster. How to be in that top 4%? Don't be average, be a Datuk. Lol!
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I can guarantee with my balls that our Datuk falls into the 4% category. If you can recall, I've even offered him a money back guarantee last year but he has no balls to take up the challenge to prove me wrong. Lol
Bro Devion feels sad for Joyce because the captain doesn't like her. I feel sad for Joyce because our Datuk doesn't like her too. Lol!
To breakdown further, out of the 80% who flipped car with Joyce, only 80% managed to be "accepted" and had a chance to enter the room with her, while the remaining 20% were rejected outright in the canteen. Sibei high casualty rate.
Yes, I do recall about your offer, which was given after we had observed Joyce's subtle hints of interest on our Datuk. But too bad he only had eyes on someone else... BWAHAHAHAHA
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Originally Posted by tarma69
Ohh, I know who that senior GL chiongster is! Tiagong he uprooted his life in SG just to be with his tirak in LOS.... gave up his citizenship and took out all his cpf money. Power! Old uncle me thinks he has truly "taken the GL out of himself".
国泰老师 is an angel on the sofa and a devil in the bedroom. Old uncle me had to raise white flag before she let me go...
Wahh... must siam bumping into your spy chief next time!
To give Mr Army Boy some credit, at least he has tried seeking medical help and taking ED pills. But I guess the Ellen psychological factor is hindering his recovery.
Walao... Already told you that Joyce is not my type mah! Why waste your money backed guarantee? Might as well use that rm258 to blanja old uncle me a few rounds of chicken chop and sharks fin soup.
Wah, you also can remember that senior GL chiongster! It's been like over 20 years ago when he made the move to uproot himself? Wonder how's he doing in LOS now? Or did he return to SG after discovering that the grass is not always greener at the other side?? Hahahaha.
Ya, Mr Army Boy did try taking some generic Viagra but he said he can't tarhan the side effects so gave up liao.
Joyce is not your type so which are the Datuk's type? Rm258 can blanja many many rounds of chicken chop + sharks fin soup wor. Can I share with you??
Cpt friendly esp the old guy. Waiter was friendly as well. The WL seemed relax as they have their food / rest in one corner
So you get to view them while having some food.
Anyone can elaborate on parade? Same as VIP?
Facilities got hot pool, cafe with 10 odd tables c/w tv, movie room c/w 5 sofa but no tv / projector.
The food was extremely salty and shark fin (ok la, its a spa) very liquid and salty as well.
To breakdown further, out of the 80% who flipped car with Joyce, only 80% managed to be "accepted" and had a chance to enter the room with her, while the remaining 20% were rejected outright in the canteen. Sibei high casualty rate.
Yes, I do recall about your offer, which was given after we had observed Joyce's subtle hints of interest on our Datuk. But too bad he only had eyes on someone else... BWAHAHAHAHA
You mean she can reject taking the customer at the canteen? Never heard of such before where the WL can shut the door straight in their face.
I felt bad for her then cos after I lowered down my expectations after captain keeps discouraging me to pick her, I was unexpectedly surprise of how our sextion went, everything went well for me, from cuteness, wet long BJ, daty, cuddling, FJ....not once a time watcher. Only thing was I could not get dfk from her, just the lip kisses & my tongue trying to prise open her mouth. At least she did not reject my advances, so still felt good.
Yup. Now that Thai Wang has reopened, think One6 should reopen soon. OP5 went back to LA le. She damn poor thing... kenna bullied by her ex manager Ruby and some of the girls. I saw the scars on her body.
No way am I breaking the legendary Mr Oppa's Olympic record. One hour old uncle me already almost died cock standing liao!
Wahh... must siam bumping into your spy chief next time!
To give Mr Army Boy some credit, at least he has tried seeking medical help and taking ED pills. But I guess the Ellen psychological factor is hindering his recovery.
Walao... Already told you that Joyce is not my type mah! Why waste your money backed guarantee? Might as well use that rm258 to blanja old uncle me a few rounds of chicken chop and sharks fin soup.
Ruby bullied OP5? I thought she has gone to Ah Tiong land to work?
说为一山还有一山高, it's a matter of time our Datuk clocks a new Olympic record. Lol Well, I never make bets if I don't have high confidence of winning. Yes, you told us before that Joyce wasn't your type but we thot you were only saying that because AK and AY were still around that time. Lol!
No problem. It's an honour to blanja our Datuk but will have to wait for my bladdy cough to recover first. Sigh
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To breakdown further, out of the 80% who flipped car with Joyce, only 80% managed to be "accepted" and had a chance to enter the room with her, while the remaining 20% were rejected outright in the canteen. Sibei high casualty rate.
Yes, I do recall about your offer, which was given after we had observed Joyce's subtle hints of interest on our Datuk. But too bad he only had eyes on someone else... BWAHAHAHAHA
Ya, Mr Army Boy did try taking some generic Viagra but he said he can't tarhan the side effects so gave up liao.
Joyce is not your type so which are the Datuk's type? Rm258 can blanja many many rounds of chicken chop + sharks fin soup wor. Can I share with you??
Small correctio, bro - Our Datuk only had eyes for 2 other girls. Damn lucky they were in our Datuk's good books! Lol
Let me make a wild guess: His type is those innocent 老师 and/or 护士 looking type on the sofa who transforms into 强奸犯 in the bedroom. Lol!!
I think Mr Army Boy needs to make some lifestyle changes in order for his ED treatment to be effective. Chain smoking certainly doesn't help.
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LA Spa
Cpt friendly esp the old guy. Waiter was friendly as well. The WL seemed relax as they have their food / rest in one corner
So you get to view them while having some food.
Anyone can elaborate on parade? Same as VIP?
Parade is usually done in the so-called movie room if you want to view all the available girls. Else if you already have 2 or 3 girls in mind, the captain will just call them over to your table to view and make your final selection.
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Originally Posted by devion
You mean she can reject taking the customer at the canteen? Never heard of such before where the WL can shut the door straight in their face.
I felt bad for her then cos after I lowered down my expectations after captain keeps discouraging me to pick her, I was unexpectedly surprise of how our sextion went, everything went well for me, from cuteness, wet long BJ, daty, cuddling, FJ....not once a time watcher. Only thing was I could not get dfk from her, just the lip kisses & my tongue trying to prise open her mouth. At least she did not reject my advances, so still felt good.
We had discussed extensively about certain Aman girls rejecting customers in this thread before, which I guess you have missed reading. But that's ok. Joyce has already went thru a round of "baptism of fire" since then and I believe our statistical analysis might not be accurate now. Lol Anyway, I'm glad that you've enjoyed your sessions with her so far.
To my spa kakis: Can I respectfully request that we take all further discussion about Joyce's past offline? Kum sia.
Someone has sent in a list of newbie questions to one of my kakis here so let me the newbie helpdesk address them below:
1) Language: I can speak chinese, english, but don't know dialect - Just use Chinese all the way?
Ans: The spa captains can all communicate in English or Chinese. For the girls, that's not a sure thing but you can always use Google translate.
2) I'm actually planning to stay a bit longer, maybe 2-3 hours to relax more. I can use the facilities if I ask for the basic package as well - or it's just strictly bonk and go.
Ans: If you go straight to the spa, it is assumed that you are taking up the package that includes bonk + spa facilities. Chiongsters who just wanna bonk and skip the spa facilities can enquire for the respective rates, if available.
3) If I walk in without booking, I read that they'll charge me directly at the end (I do know it's payment via cash only), but is there a chance they'll overcharge me.
Ans: Some spas do allow e-wallet payment other than cash. To prevent any misunderstanding or incidents of overcharging, you can confirm with the captain on the pricing first before choosing which package you want to take.
4) If I want a massage after or before the deed, will they charge me more, or is it part of the package.
Ans: If you want a proper Thai massage on top of the bonk (which will be serviced by a separate masseuse), there will be extra charge. But spas providing this service will usually have a discounted package for this. Do enquire with the captain.
5) I read that if I want two girls, it would be a top up, no discount, but how do I request that? Just go two parade/viewing?
Ans: If you are talking about tarma aka 双飞, just ask the captain if any of the girls provide such service and recommend, if available. If you just want to separate shots, just order for the 2nd girl after your first shot with the first girl when you are ready.
6) Possible for a threesome, ask from captain?
Ans: Answered above.
7) Although it is always a risk, how safe do you rate the spas for STDs and etc?
Ans: Well, unlike GL, the girls are not mandated to go for regular checkups. In some of the JB chatgroups that I'm in, reports of chiongsters suspected catching STDs (and even HIV) did occur occasionally. So chiong at your own risk.
8) I'm somewhat glued to my phone - I know phones aren't allowed at certain areas, but are there any spas that ban it outright?
Ans: No
9) Lastly - should I make an appointment, or walkin is really better.
Ans: If you are a first timer to the spa, it is better to walk in. But if you've already a girl in mind and are concerned that she could be fully booked, you should make an appointment.
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